yearbook signing

[koolestkid]

What are some funny or witty things to write in people's yearbook. Last year I made up ludicrous stories that never actually happened. For example: "Hey Dylan, it's been a blast getting to know you this year. Remember when we all got high on super glue and somehow won the Daytona 500 and we got krunk off the purple drank in that chalice we swiped from pepermint jack? Yea, good times! I'm going to miss you. Keep it real man, and try to find better strippers next time so there's not another outbreak of crabs. Catch ya on the flippty flip."
~Ben

but I need something to write for people I'm not that good of friends with. What're some things you guys write?

 

[Guide Sales]

if its a decently hot girl and your not a werido and your strait with her sign it -your future ex-husband

 

[oblivion9032]

A lot of my friends wrote weird equations in my yearbook that made absolutely no sense.

 

[jaws101]

I just talked about how awesome I was in peoples yearbooks. Hahaha. XD

 

[rstrader1471]

Write something which when people read, will be like Wtf, weirdoo

 

[koolestkid]

A lot of my friends wrote weird equations in my yearbook that made absolutely no sense.

haha yea me and my friends do that too! but only for people that we like to mess with.

 

[Coinshare]

"Sorry I didn't really get to know you this year, but I have something important to tell you that I didn't have the chance to explain while we were in class - I'm your biological father"

Just made that up right now because it's something I'd do lol.

ORRRRRR

I usually write someone who we both know/have had in class and write:
"Have fun this summer but don't get caught in an alleyway alone with (Name) because he/she is really eager to rape you".

 

[ioan321]

say you tapped his GF

 

[Masqued Pro]

I never even write in peoples yearbooks since I can never think of anything to write, usually just sign my name. >.< boring.

 

[glamazonia]

I usually wrote like HAGS(Have A Good Summer) and then sign my name with maybe a heart every now and then, but that was for people I saw and didn't know as well.

As for good friends, I usually about pretty much everything we had done/been through over the year and it would turn into a big story, so I was usually left half a page to a whole page of writing room, lol. That took up the kind of room like "omg I'm never going to see you again *cries a lot*" when we would always see each other over the summer.

I would say yearbook signing was probably some of the best moments in school, because of the above.

 

[hirthanan]

Hey, Its been a pretty cool year, remember when you Beat that kid up and never told your mom you got suspended! Good times, gonnu miss you. Ben

 

[x339]

This year every single person who asked me to sign their yearbook got the message "Chris S. owns this page" in the top right corner of the last page of the yearbook.

 

[Determinate]

I just scribble illegibly because I don't know what to say.