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Here's my original story about Steph and Clash (written about a year and a half before the story at the beginning of this thread).
Edited by Shinoda ages ago.
One day, a beautiful, young, and somewhat asian girl decided to join Sythe.org, an RS cheating website.
Her name was Steph. (Allegedly)
For quite some time young(ish) Steph simply lurked around the forums, offering random advice and eggrolls where needed.
After performing these seemingly menial tasks for a while, she somehow() befriended some of the staff members.
Steph quickly rose to power due to the fact that she was a female on the intrawebs.
It was while serving as a member of the Sythe.org moderation squad that she became acquainted with Clashfan.
Now Clashfan was a strapping, yet strapless, young lad; fresh out of the RS Official Forums.
He was young and had starry eyes filled with his grand plans for the forums.
Or it might just have been bullshit, we will never know.
Eventually, through their continued shared trials experience with each other while moderating the forums, Clashfan and Steph became friends.
They conversed often about subjects concerning the upkeep of the forum, which was kinda becoming a trash heap.
However, they began to delve away from these professional themed discussions towards more lightweight subjects.
It turns out, rather surprisingly, that Steph and Clashy-poo had much in common.
-Fencing
-Internet love
-....Fencing
-.......Internet love
-.....
Anyway, they got along very well, and that's all that's important.
Time went by, as time often does, and Clash and Steph grew to become very close friends; or so Clash thought.
Eventually, whilst banning some poor noob, Clash finally mustered the courage to ask Steph out.
This was not as simple as you would think it should be, for it took Clash many a week to muster up the courage to ask this simple question.
It has since been revealed that at the time of this incident Clash had no balls.
Explanations aside, Steph was quite shocked by this request, since she thought of him as nothing more than an almost lean but not quite mean greenish sheened moderatin' machine.
So, of course, she said no.
She said no very hard.
With a pointed stick.
[Ba-dum, tchhhh]
A few weeks later, after Clash had recovered from his numerous sword wouds, Clash and Steph were banning more random noobs(just for the fun of it, this time),
the man who was a fan of The Clash asked the same question again.
Steph stood up (because everyone knows that you must be sitting whilst banning a noob) and said, "You silly, silly child. Whatever has gotten into your head?"
To which Clash replied: "Duno, lol."
This level of romance was just too much for poor Steph, and she had no option but to accept his offer.
Clash was over the proverbial moon.
He even posted a global announcement which told the community the whole story. (They laughed)
A few days later, Clash took Steph out on what could be the most magical date in the history of the universe.
He took her to a K-Mart. (A really nice K-Mart )
~.~
Everything seemed to be going perfectly. (There were even exotic dancers present!)
But all was not well. (‘twas sick)
For Sythe looked on at the blossoming relationship and was jealous, for Sythe was still a virgin at the age of 57.
He wanted Steph for himself and would do anything to get her.
Sythe began to try and keep Steph and Clash apart
He did this by making Steph an admin and by hiring a hitman of sorts.
[I wish to describe this man to you.
He was a strange sort of man. He was never seen without his dark coat or his black hat.
He also had a very, very long beard.
His nose was of such a size that it hurt his back to stand up straight.
]
Sythe introduced this hitman as "Yakov" and added him to the moderation staff for no apparent reason.
Yakov, however, did not live much longer.
A young man going by the name of “Resident” brutally murdered him with a toothpick one night for no easily discernible reason. It is rumored that an exchange of CP was involved. Also, Yakov was Jewish. He had to die.
Steph was so busy with admin duties (or lack thereof) to have time to spend with Clashfan
Sythe and Steph gradually became closer friends, but Steph always remained true to her first love
Now, Shinoda sat back and saw what was going on. And he knew Sythe's intentions
Shin eventually confronted Sythe and did the worst thing imagineable. He gave Sythe a good Irish telling-off.
Sythe was so enraged by this, he ended up demodding Shin for an extended period of time
Shin and Sythe eventually settled their differences and Shin was allowed to resume his role as a Global Moderator
Shin learned his lesson though. He would stay out of this.
However, while Shin was demodded, Sythe had managed to ask Steph out 'just as friends'.
Steph, being a female, failed to see Sythe's sinister intentions and, during the course of the evening, had her drink spiked by him.
Sythe carried Steph back to his bedroom and was attempting to sodomize her when she awakened
She managed to keep Sythe away from her, but, in the process damaged the server Sythe.org was hosted on
This explains the extended downtime in 2006
Anyway, Sythe had failed in his plan and Steph knew of his intentions.
She ran back to Clashfan for protection. Clash attempted to stick up for her and ended up challenging Sythe to a fight
Needless to say, Clash proved to be too 'gangsta' for Sythe and (in his own words) "pwnt him guud"
Clash and Steph managed to reconstruct their damaged relationships with eachother and Sythe. Sythe eventually made Clashfan an admin, too.
To this day, Steph and Clash have a healthy and loving relationship.
For now, at least.
THE END.
Edited by Shinoda ages ago.
so much win.
