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Written by x9 
Once apon a time, quite recently in fact, there lived a wonderful girl. However, she lived in a strange, freezing, dangerous (and just downright boring) land. It was awful, She needed saving... Her name was Verts. And that horrible place? ENGLAND!
Anyway, as soon as she was able to, she started using the internet to find someone to rescue her. After several months of feverish surfing she found the answer. She decided to register at Sythe.org for help. It was there that she meat the man that would change her life. Who was this man? Was it the infiniately sexy TDD? Was is the even sexier x9? Was it one of the other uber-atractive people that frequently visit the site? No. It was a young man by the name of Clashfan.
Unfortunatly for her, Clashfan was being closely watched by his former love interest, Steph. Steph and Clash's relation ship had been on the rocks since Steph found out about Clash's illicit affair with a transexual known as 'EternalMage'.
Clashfan began having 'secret meetings' in which they slowly formed plans for Verts escape from that hell-hole known as England. But as these two saw each other more often, Clash began to devolop feelings for Verts. These were not that same feelings of unadulterated lust he had once felt for Steph, EternalMage and x9, this was something diffrent...
As time passed, Clash began to realise that he was in love! His desperation to see Verts freed from her prisin intensified. Clash frantically set about raising money for a plane ticket (return) from England. Getting in would be a piece of cake, bbut you know that they'll say - "Go into England, and you'll be lucky to get out".
Several months passed. During this time, Clash managed to raise the requied money by 'borrowing' from the Sythe.org dontaion account. Sythe found out but he agreed it went to a worthy cause (Sythe just wanted back in with Steph, but thats another story). Anyway, Clash set out for England (after writing his last will and testament in the even that he didn't return).
Once Clashfan, our strapping young hero arrived in England, he set about trying to find his soulmate, Verts. After a week in England, Clashfan, bloodied and bruised (with a broken arm) arrived at Verts' door. Apon seeing him, Verts squealed in excitement (as girls tend to do) and begged him to take her away from 'this living hell'. And so they began their long and dangerous trek back to Heathrow airport.
To cut a long story short, Clash lost several toes during the trip, along with both middle fingers after trying to 'salute' two Englishmen. Anyway, Clashfan and Verts were ecstatic as they arrived back in the good ol' US of A. Verts was the happiest she'd been in her entire life, then it dawned on her. The US is WORSE then England!
She tried to run, she tried to make a break for the nearest flight to Australia. But Clashfan, with his seemingly infinite strength, caught her and chained her to his bed. And there she remains to this day...
Written by x9
EDIT by x9: Changed back to MY original wording.
Once apon a time, quite recently in fact, there lived a wonderful girl. However, she lived in a strange, freezing, dangerous (and just downright boring) land. It was awful, She needed saving... Her name was Verts. And that horrible place? ENGLAND!
Anyway, as soon as she was able to, she started using the internet to find someone to rescue her. After several months of feverish surfing she found the answer. She decided to register at Sythe.org for help. It was there that she meat the man that would change her life. Who was this man? Was it the infiniately sexy TDD? Was is the even sexier x9? Was it one of the other uber-atractive people that frequently visit the site? No. It was a young man by the name of Clashfan.
Unfortunatly for her, Clashfan was being closely watched by his former love interest, Steph. Steph and Clash's relation ship had been on the rocks since Steph found out about Clash's illicit affair with a transexual known as 'EternalMage'.
Clashfan began having 'secret meetings' in which they slowly formed plans for Verts escape from that hell-hole known as England. But as these two saw each other more often, Clash began to devolop feelings for Verts. These were not that same feelings of unadulterated lust he had once felt for Steph, EternalMage and x9, this was something diffrent...
As time passed, Clash began to realise that he was in love! His desperation to see Verts freed from her prisin intensified. Clash frantically set about raising money for a plane ticket (return) from England. Getting in would be a piece of cake, bbut you know that they'll say - "Go into England, and you'll be lucky to get out".
Several months passed. During this time, Clash managed to raise the requied money by 'borrowing' from the Sythe.org dontaion account. Sythe found out but he agreed it went to a worthy cause (Sythe just wanted back in with Steph, but thats another story
). Anyway, Clash set out for England (after writing his last will and testament in the even that he didn't return).Once Clashfan, our strapping young hero arrived in England, he set about trying to find his soulmate, Verts. After a week in England, Clashfan, bloodied and bruised (with a broken arm) arrived at Verts' door. Apon seeing him, Verts squealed in excitement (as girls tend to do) and begged him to take her away from 'this living hell'. And so they began their long and dangerous trek back to Heathrow airport.
To cut a long story short, Clash lost several toes during the trip, along with both middle fingers after trying to 'salute' two Englishmen. Anyway, Clashfan and Verts were ecstatic as they arrived back in the good ol' US of A. Verts was the happiest she'd been in her entire life, then it dawned on her. The US is WORSE then England!
She tried to run, she tried to make a break for the nearest flight to Australia. But Clashfan, with his seemingly infinite strength, caught her and chained her to his bed. And there she remains to this day...
Written by x9
EDIT by x9: Changed back to MY original wording.
