Would You Rather?...

[Institutionalized]

Here's how it works...


...You just make up simple questions at random!
When your question is answered, the next person comes and asks his question, and etc.



Example:
Would you rather eat sand, or dirt?



My question is...

Would you rather have a dog that only comes to you when you say, "Please, come to your loser master, please, please"...

OR...

A dog that completely runs away from you when you approach it?

 

[dds0wnage]

would u rather suck my dick or drink my sperm?

 

[Spereff]

would u rather suck my dick or drink my sperm?

Neither, because you have none of both. Just kidding, but I'm not going to answer that.
@ IskinCats, loser master one.

Would you rather barf out diarrhea or diarrhea out barf?

 

[Shredderbeam]

Christ, these always turn out so disgusting.

Would you rather be killed by being hung by your own intestines after ripping them out yourself with a rusty fork, or having a morbidly obese person diarrhea in your mouth until you drowned?

 

[Spereff]

Christ, these always turn out so disgusting.

Would you rather be killed by being hung by your own intestines after ripping them out yourself with a rusty fork, or having a morbidly obese person diarrhea in your mouth until you drowned?

Yes, and you continued on the tradition...oh man. Both involve death, so what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I'll die before I'd had to eat a fat ass crap. So, intestine...ewww man.

 

[durial20]

hung by my intestines etc. (its a badass death)

would you rather die of fat guy falling on you or die from a fat chick falling on you.

 

[Spereff]

Fat chick falling on me, because I wouldn't want his nads to hit me.

Would you die from repeatedly raped in the ass, or repeatedly raped in the mouth? (cocks both)

 

[LifeSavers]

Threads answers:

Sand.

The bitch that comes to you when you say " please, come to your loserette master, please, please.. " . (dog) Simple as that. ;]


My question:

Would you rather kiss a poisoniest snake (die slowly from the poison gotta live with it each-day until that day comes) or fall into a black hole that's filled with dead people against the wall? (black holes there's no ending to it).

Fat chick falling on me, because I wouldn't want his nads to hit me.

Would you die from repeatedly raped in the ass, or repeatedly raped in the mouth? (cocks both)

Person above answers to his/her question:

Raped in the ass. (Anal is ftw)

 

[OldFinn]

Christ, these always turn out so disgusting.

Quite. They usually turn into quite graphic sexual questions,

Would you rather eat Shredderbeam's third toenail, on his right foot,
or devour Atomic's left ear?

 

[Institutionalized]

Quite. They usually turn into quite graphic sexual questions,

Would you rather eat Shredderbeam's third toenail, on his right foot,
or devour Atomic's left ear?

Atomic's left ear.
I hunger for his blood.


Would you rather loose all at once:

Your morals and values?
Or loose all your common sence and turn into a complete airhead.

 

[LifeSavers]

Oh sure.. all of you SKIP my question.

> Already an airhead <<<

As people may type " you're naturally blonde, that's your excuse "

 

[Institutionalized]

Threads answers:

My question:

Would you rather kiss a poisoniest snake (die slowly from the poison gotta live with it each-day until that day comes) or fall into a black hole that's filled with dead people against the wall? (black holes there's no ending to it).

And for your answer, the black hole with bodies.
...I'd never go hungry in there...

 

[pk3r p r0]

would you rather jump off a building or eat alot of those piosonous frogs?

 

[Spereff]

And of course, you would die after the poisonous frog devouring, so I guess if I had to choose...I'd jump off a building.

Would you slide down a slide with razor blades at the side, so your arms get cut off, and then into a pool of vomit, or eat someone's crap with their urine, until you die?

 

[Shredderbeam]

And of course, you would die after the poisonous frog devouring, so I guess if I had to choose...I'd jump off a building.

Would you slide down a slide with razor blades at the side, so your arms get cut off, and then into a pool of vomit, or eat someone's crap with their urine, until you die?

Pool of vomit. >_>

Would you rather win the lottery ($200M), or meet the love of your life?

 

[Spereff]

Pool of vomit. >_>

Would you rather win the lottery ($200M), or meet the love of your life?

Hmm...with the 200M, I can get the love of my life...

The love my life has 200M...

So, I guess I'll take the love.

Would you rather eat your own finger, or your toe?
BUT, the finger has been marinated in crap, while the toe in your own urine.

 

[Shredderbeam]

Toe. Toes are less important than fingers.

 

[Shredderbeam]

Would you be rather be hanged, or have your throat cut?

 

[TC 92]

who would you rather kiss (with tounge)
hallyberry but shes been dead for 6mins
or
your or a 89 yeah old woman

 

[Institutionalized]

who would you rather kiss (with tounge)
hallyberry but shes been dead for 6mins
or
your or a 89 yeah old woman

Hallybarry.

Lawl.

Would you be rather be hanged, or have your throat cut?

Be hanged.