Would you rather...

By a grandpa, simply because I wouldn't fight back.

Would you rather:

Own a cat

or

Own a dog

 

own a dog or chloe cat

fuck chloe cat or
fuck elena

 

[Liight]

Id fuck chloe dog if that's not option.

Would you rather

be fat

or

ugly

 

[TheFreakShow]

Fat, because that fat can be lost and whatnot.

Would you rather take it up the arse by a guy

or

Fuck a 91 year old granny

 

[CreativeNub]

granny

would you rather be picked up by a giant hook sitting in your arse (torning your arse)

or

get a gorrilla to chew your dick to pulp

 

[Liight]

.....what's wrong with you people?!

I guess the gorilla ?

Would you rather

Have subway

or

Have quiznos

 

subway.

would u rather get raped by an elephant seal

or die

 

[iFreshMez]

never had sexy time with an elephant seal before, so that.

Would you rather:

Receive a check for $1000 a week for the rest of your life

or get a free house (up to $2 Million)

 

[rspooper]

never had sexy time with an elephant seal before, so that.

Would you rather:

Receive a check for $1000 a week for the rest of your life

or get a free house (up to $2 Million)

$1000 check

Would you rather:

Be unable to communicate with people in anyway.

or

Face your deepest fear.

 

[Liight]

I'd pretend my deepest fear was titties...Problem solved.

Would you rather

not be able to read

or

not be able to write/type.

 

[Xier0]

Not be able to write/type.

Would you rather have sex with 1 really hot girl or 2 pretty hot girls

 

[Liight]

1 really hot girl. 3somes are complicated and require to much sharing. Aint nobody got time for dat.

Would you rather

Have everyone forget about you

or

Have everyone hate you

 

Have everyone hate me gottta have dem haters.
Blind or deft?

 

[ThenoisyJaguar]

Deaf, I don't listen much as it is.
Free Season tickets to watch the Miami Marins
or
death

 

Lol.... Marlins season tickets

Would you eat a hot and steamy log of shit or drink a gallon of piss.

 

[Pockets]

Lol.... Marlins season tickets

Would you eat a hot and steamy log of shit or drink a gallon of piss.

Gallon of piss ainec

WYR go a week without speaking or a week without a shower?

 

[S]

week without speaking.

loose your hands

or

legs

 

[Xier0]

week without speaking.

loose your hands

or

legs

Legs

Lose your phone or lose your wallet?

 

[HNCdice]

Legs

Lose your phone or lose your wallet?

Phone, new ID costs a arm and a leg.

WYR Get hit by a car, or listen to elevator music for a week 24/7

 

[Xier0]

Phone, new ID costs a arm and a leg.

WYR Get hit by a car, or listen to elevator music for a week 24/7

Car, depending on how fast it was going.

Get slapped in the face or kicked in the shin?