what your favourite pick up line?

so many of these threads but i love em
"lets fuck" is the best pickup line ever imo and "I have a great pickup line but when I looked at you I was so amazed and i forgot it" as a conversation starter

 

" hey nice legs, what time do they open?

"are you a star? because you are HOT!" :love:

 

I hope no one posted this one yet:

If i flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

that's quite good


Some more :

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

 

yeh it good

 

This one's prob not the best if your serious about using a pickup line but i find it funny

"Screw me if im wrong, but is your name not guadlepad" -- couldn't
remember the original name i heard with it but it was something similar to that, point is make it a name that's obviously not hers

 

This one's prob not the best if your serious about using a pickup line but i find it funny

"Screw me if im wrong, but is your name not guadlepad" -- couldn't
remember the original name i heard with it but it was something similar to that, point is make it a name that's obviously not hers

 

If you were my homework i'd do you on the table

 

Hey! Did you get those pants 50% off? Come back to my house and I can get them 100% off.

 

I Like you do you like me? Lol, I know someone that said this. I personally am not sure of my favorite.

 

I heard some kid say this, to what appeared to be a random girl he approached, "Baby did you fart, because you blew me away."

I can not help but honor what balls it took to say that.


Umm.. I am engaged so I should know this stuff. Well the one that worked for me.

"Damn baby you fine, I pass out from drinking on the beach as she proceeds to take me to some room, she takes my clothes off, she basically "rapes me, but she was good looking and got pregnant from it, so we are now engaged and have a kid.

Not so sure I should have shared that with everyone but what could it hurt?

 

My pickup line is simple: "Hey, how the fuck did you get out my basement?"

 

I don't use pickup lines, they are too cheesy.

 

"Get in the van."

 

"if you're boyunlikeable, why did you steal my heart? "

 

I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you tonight?

 

Here are a few of my fav's lol.
- Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
- I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
- Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?

Ahh, good old sexual comedy

 

I was over hearing my freind talking to this hot blonde and after about 20 seconds of meeting her I heard him say " I'd actually fuck you" and till this day it still amazes me!

Yes he did score.

 

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

Hey Pretty Lady *wink wink*