what your favourite pick up line?

well i try not to use them to often makes me look to needy but it's intresting what people can think of


my favourite one is if i could rearrange the alphabet i will put U and I together like on the key board

 

"The best part of me, Is you <3"

 

Already a thread on this.

 

If you resist, I will kill you...just slowly hop into the van...-.-

 

Hmm a pickup line that involves more or less doing something that is not a cliche that you read in a book or saw in a movie but something that works.


Ex.

"Hello, I saw you sitting across the room. My name is _________. How are you? "

 

All of them are corny, I just find them funny Lol.

"Can I have your number, I lost mine."

 

"you wanna turn my floppy disk into a hard drive"?
"you must be a mirror,because i see myself with you"

 

are you from Tennessee because your the only 10 i see

 

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

I said this last night "you're sexy like a chocolate covered strawberry"

I was drunk at the point. I'll prolly add more lines from when I go out to the bar to this thread.

 

"My friends said I would be perfect for you."

 

"If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New Years, can I visit you between the holidays?"
Never said that, always wanted to though

Rs Emperor

 

"Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got 'fine' written all over ya!"

It's rather smooth.

 

You should be with me I gotta pocket full of reasons

Baby I can bless you when you ain't even sneezing

I be at your rescue when you don't even need me

I can have you dreaming and you aint even sleeping

Mamma I can help you get off like the weekend

 

If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder? or this shoulder, second should you put your arm around her. OR HIM

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

"Hey I think we're in the same math class. I'm Bob."

 

lawl that made me laugh irl

 

Am I like a little brother to you? Does your little brother rape you?

 

*sits in corner and avoids talking*