what your favourite pick up line?

[Zero_Rush]

well i try not to use them to often makes me look to needy but it's intresting what people can think of


my favourite one is if i could rearrange the alphabet i will put U and I together like on the key board

 

[PieAndChips]

"The best part of me, Is you <3"

 

[phinal]

Already a thread on this.

 

[No Intent]

If you resist, I will kill you...just slowly hop into the van...-.-

 

[nitroy3k]

Hmm a pickup line that involves more or less doing something that is not a cliche that you read in a book or saw in a movie but something that works.


Ex.

"Hello, I saw you sitting across the room. My name is _________. How are you? "

 

[Panzy Wanzy]

All of them are corny, I just find them funny Lol.

"Can I have your number, I lost mine."

 

[i am magical]

"you wanna turn my floppy disk into a hard drive"?
"you must be a mirror,because i see myself with you"

 

[Thomasjones]

are you from Tennessee because your the only 10 i see

 

[homeoe78]

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

[djweasel]

I said this last night "you're sexy like a chocolate covered strawberry"

I was drunk at the point. I'll prolly add more lines from when I go out to the bar to this thread.

 

[Persia_Ugly]

"My friends said I would be perfect for you."

 

[rs emperor]

"If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New Years, can I visit you between the holidays?"
Never said that, always wanted to though

Rs Emperor

 

[uzn33dhelp]

"Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got 'fine' written all over ya!"

It's rather smooth.

 

[FireZ]

You should be with me I gotta pocket full of reasons

Baby I can bless you when you ain't even sneezing

I be at your rescue when you don't even need me

I can have you dreaming and you aint even sleeping

Mamma I can help you get off like the weekend

 

[Luckiest]

If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder? or this shoulder, second should you put your arm around her. OR HIM

 

[whatever29]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[dam prayer noobs]

"Hey I think we're in the same math class. I'm Bob."

 

[Zero_Rush]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lawl that made me laugh irl

 

[Jaques.Verdiono]

Am I like a little brother to you? Does your little brother rape you?

 

[Guineapigcal]

*sits in corner and avoids talking*