Did you even read the thread..
I'd love to start a computer language, maybe even binary code, but I'm so stupid when it comes to computers.
A question like this is a bit weird because other than low-level ASM shit, I can learn them in like 1-2 days, less depending on how low-level it is.
I"m something of a c++ guru myself. I've dabbled in Java and this one language called DrScheme. Apparently it's now called Racket or something.

