Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay? You know, I bet he was, walking around in that desert with his apostles all day. They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options:
* Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or
* Say "Yo! Deciples! Suck my cock! I'm the son of God!"
Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.
* Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or
* Say "Yo! Deciples! Suck my cock! I'm the son of God!"
Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.
