Weapon that always hits 0?

[$yth3]

Are you doing this with a partner or with someone else?
If so you could have them brew and use flowers?

 

[zuke2k]

what about that dead chicken thing from the ecto quest??

 

[Quintanamore]

wear full iron or better and cast air strike

 

[Determinate]

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Gf to your rubber chicken theory.

Couldn't you just PC for a while? Can't remember if that has an activity bar. Maybe you're no 40 combat though.

 

[superdude]

You can't bring fun weapons in SW

So no Flowers, or Holiday events so probably no good item around then.