Weapon that always hits 0?

Are you doing this with a partner or with someone else?
If so you could have them brew and use flowers?

 

what about that dead chicken thing from the ecto quest??

 

wear full iron or better and cast air strike

 

Gf to your rubber chicken theory.

Couldn't you just PC for a while? Can't remember if that has an activity bar. Maybe you're no 40 combat though.

 

You can't bring fun weapons in SW

So no Flowers, or Holiday events so probably no good item around then.