Unb4nn3d Conspiracy Theories

[Grave]

We are all unbanned.

If we were not unbanned we would have *BANED* next to our name.

Holy fuck, you're a genius! That also means that we're all Obama.

 

[Darkgroove]

I thought Darkgroove was Obama?

No that was face paint.

 

[Tmoe]

I hear unbanned's name is Alex...

Rage I know

 

[Kadaj]

Alex was the doctor who gave Michael Jackson all those drugs, which eventually killed him.

 

[Siggys]

Unb4nn3d Killed MJ Then?!?!?!?!?

Bastard!

 

[Kadaj]

Unb4nn3d Killed MJ Then?!?!?!?!?

Bastard!

No shit.

 

[Syed]

Unbanned anally raped dogs?

 

[NaC]

Unbanned anally raped dogs?

No u.

 

[jCash]

 

[Greggy]

Unbanned anally raped dogs?

I could honestly believe that.

 

[pro_tuber]

Wait, based on the statement above yours, does that mean I'm Obama?

Grave is trying to be cool so he can be a mod

 

[T R 1 B A L]

We have a great sex life.

 

[pro_tuber]

 

[xtoz]

Unb4nn3d thinks breaking rules is clean and nice when tis not!

 

[Sexy Mario]

Well...
His name is unbanned.
He is white.
He is 5 Ft 8 In.
Has brown hair.
Hate obama.
Has a crush on hilarly clinton.
Has a pet rock.
Plays the piano with a hammer.
Thinks i need a better hobby than siting here saying these things.

 

[Sexy Mario]

We have a great sex life.

i loled idk why.

 

[Shin]

We have a great sex life.

Even though for some reason Grave is in my bed.

 

[wtp]

He's bisexual. Which he said he was.

 

[AzzBr0]

Chuck Norris wears Unbanned pijamas to bed.

 

[lagbot]

I heard he touched guys. Don't tell him I told
you guys, or he'll get mad.