Unb4nn3d Conspiracy Theories

[Grave]

Post them here.

 

[Darkgroove]

He kicked my dog.
He was behind 9/11
He planted "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq and took pictures of them.
He wants to put GPS chips into people's arms to track them down.
He rigged the superbowl.
He's the reason prowrestling is fake.
And I hear he likes tacos.

 

[Shin]

Dude I so did not.

 

[Darkgroove]

Dude I so did not.

You don't like tacos? Racist.

 

[deadly serious]

He kicked my dog.
He was behind 9/11
He planted "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq and took pictures of them.
He wants to put GPS chips into people's arms to track them down.
He rigged the superbowl.
He's the reason prowrestling is fake.
And I hear he likes tacos.

How could he like tacos! This is an out rage!!!

 

[Greggy]

I heard that je was involved with the death of Billy Mays

 

[Grave]

I heard that je was involved with the death of Billy Mays

WHAT THE FUCK ALEX, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
We can't be friends anymore.

 

[deadly serious]

I heard Unbanned is secretly grave in disguise!

 

[shawnvd]

Unbanned is obama.

 

[Grave]

Unbanned is obama.

Wait, based on the statement above yours, does that mean I'm Obama?

 

[Darkgroove]

Unbanned is obama.

You're obama.

 

[shawnvd]

Wait, based on the statement above yours, does that mean I'm Obama?

Well... if you are unbanned, then you are infact, obama.

You're obama.

so I am unbanned too?

 

[deadly serious]

I thought Darkgroove was Obama?

 

[Grave]

Fuck. We must kill the imposters.

 

[deadly serious]

/hide

 

[TeamEvox]

Keep away from my dog

 

[deadly serious]

But your dog is so irresistable.

 

[Grave]

Keep away from my dog

Lol your signature has my render in it. xD

 

[Persia_Ugly]

I hear unb4nn3d is the third anti-christ

 

[Drag Darkfire]

so I am unbanned too?

We are all unbanned.

If we were not unbanned we would have *BANED* next to our name.