You guys are such faggots.
Take some really strong wire that has a sharp edge. Tie it around your neck sharp side inward. Superglue your hands to your head, preferably as close to your brain as possible to prevent your skin tearing off. Jump off a skyscraper. When you corpse falls to the ground and isn’t destroyed because you landed on a mattress or children at a birthday party you will be holding your own decapitated head.