Three word story!

[Jimmy]

because he had

 

[hey guys]

a bad dad

 

[Jimmy]

who loved to

 

[Karl]

phish runescape accounts

 

[Mike¥]

but then closed

 

[hey guys]

with his tiny

 

[Mike¥]

hand a box

 

[hey guys]

full of nasty

 

testicles. jimmy wanted

 

[INT-R_D_F]

them in his

 

mouth because he

 

[Mike¥]

needed some food

 

[Karl]

for the pigeons

 

[hey guys]

and for someone

 

[Mike¥]

who didnt have

 

[hey guys]

good tasting testicles

 

[Mike¥]

like he had.

 

[Silly Bandz]

Like silly bandz

 

[hey guys]

Except Silly Band's

 

[Jimmy]

is a faggot