Three word story!

[Corey]

all over his

 

[hey guys]

giant erected penis

 

[Govind]

that didn't exist

 

[hey guys]

cause its made

 

[Govind]

of nothing but

 

[hey guys]

imaginary enormous dildos

 

[Govind]

that were purple

 

[hey guys]

with green polkadots

 

[Govind]

also, Chuck Norris

 

[hey guys]

And Mary Poppins

 

[Silly Bandz]

broke up because

 

[Jimmy]

her pussy was

 

[Silly Bandz]

growing fungi and

 

had yeast infection

 

[Silly Bandz]

which spread to

 

[Karl]

her crabby fingers

 

[Silly Bandz]

. Her facebook got

 

[hey guys]

10000 followers on

 

[Silly Bandz]

LOL THATS TWIITER

but then got

 

[hey guys]

SMR's cell phone