I saw the trailer for this new twilight movie. I've only seen the first one but this one really made me think about how shit this is. Firstly, why would you marry a dead person? I'm just confused here, who the fuck? At least marry that wolf, he's the one that's alive. This chick has serious issues with her choice of boyfriends.
Then I saw the girl fucking that vampire. Instantly I thought, what the fuck? Are you a necrophiliac? Might as well go into the graveyard, dig up some bodies and fuck them too. That's just discussing, the dead guys dick has probably got infections from his dead, unwashed skin. It's like she wants a STD from this dude.
About one minute later, it shows her being pregnant. Now, this is the part that I thought was the most disturbing. This dead guy has been dead for like 100 years , yet he still has some stuff in him to impregnate the girl. Excuse me but what the fuck were the writers thinking? Were they getting paid $5 a hour to write a whole load of crap? Next movie she probably will break up with the vampire, on the government tax payers cash with a mutant fucked up little kid that probably is dead but alive and is half a vampire.
The next minute, the wolves are trying to kill this chick because she's going to die from having this demented little baby that will be half living and half dead? I just don't understand to be perfectly honest.
The wolves try kill her but one wolf stands up for her? Just rip out a bunch of M4's and toast the werewolves? Don't stand there and fist fight, at least get a fucking knife and stab the cunts.
True story.
Then I saw the girl fucking that vampire. Instantly I thought, what the fuck? Are you a necrophiliac? Might as well go into the graveyard, dig up some bodies and fuck them too. That's just discussing, the dead guys dick has probably got infections from his dead, unwashed skin. It's like she wants a STD from this dude.
About one minute later, it shows her being pregnant. Now, this is the part that I thought was the most disturbing. This dead guy has been dead for like 100 years , yet he still has some stuff in him to impregnate the girl. Excuse me but what the fuck were the writers thinking? Were they getting paid $5 a hour to write a whole load of crap? Next movie she probably will break up with the vampire, on the government tax payers cash with a mutant fucked up little kid that probably is dead but alive and is half a vampire.
The next minute, the wolves are trying to kill this chick because she's going to die from having this demented little baby that will be half living and half dead? I just don't understand to be perfectly honest.
The wolves try kill her but one wolf stands up for her? Just rip out a bunch of M4's and toast the werewolves? Don't stand there and fist fight, at least get a fucking knife and stab the cunts.
True story.
