The BEST pickup lines. Evar.

[The Rising Tied]

Hey do you have any (insert your nationality) in you? Would you like some?

Lol @ your list

 

[Darkgroove]

Argh! I'm a pirate! May I search your chest?

Lol. I guess awesome. Did you think of all of these yourself?

<Bloodninja> I need you talk like a pirate.
<Sweetheart> ???
<Bloodninja> When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

...

<Sweetheart> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Bloodninja> I turn you around to lick your asshole.
<Bloodninja> I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
<Bloodninja> I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

 

[Fate1]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'll fuck you with a rake.

Bash.org right? haha love that site.

 

[joetehhoe]

Lmao at those, good ones .

 

[+ChrisHansen^]

Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up first.
Have you seen Starwars? You know the part where I said get on your knees and Chewbaca.
I'll show you my Pokemon, But first let me get a Pikachu.
Just kidding, There was no candy.


Best ones ever=
I'm gonna rape you.
Get in the van.

 

[warp320]

I have fixed the Double 11.
I have also added 12 more lines.
Your welcome <3

 

[Christmas Crackers]

The one that starts out "let's play house" is my favorite. I tried it on one of my friends a couple weeks ago and she couldn't stop laughing. A week later I actually did fuck her haha

 

[warp320]

Lol nice.

 

[King Klutz]

"Hey, I'm a programming mod on Sythe.org. "

It gets all the chicks.

I'd imagine haha.

I've heard most of these lines before. Some were still amusing.

 

[eias]

My dick has died,can i bury it on your ass?

 

[AnT3]

16.Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
hehe i like that one

 

[Infernal Dave]

Did you just cut me? 'Cause you're looking sharp!

 

[warp320]

Lol. Good one.

 

[barrie j w]

My dick has died,can i bury it on your ass?

Lol'd at this one.

 

[Rhett3]

15.NOW, BITCH!

Lmao, nice!

 

[Silent Kidz]

4.Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
(Think about it. No matter the answer your getting fucked)

ROFL I LIKE XD <3

 

[D M S Rawrs]

"Hey, I'm a programming mod on Sythe.org. "

It gets all the chicks.

HAHAHA

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'll fuck you with a rake.

Im putting that in my sig!

"Hey I do Breast-stroke"
*strokes breasts*
"I also do the leg spread"

Lmfao you guys are mad.

 

[Covey]

"Hi, I'm Covey".

nuff said.

 

[t i wtf i t]

was so funny my friend and me were at a party and in the middle of the song he yelled "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word".and than some big fat chick started followin him was funny

 

[saberd]

"NOW, BITCH!"
Thats my all round pickup line