Got this off a group on facebook:
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irl, is your name Chiaotzu? 'Cause you're a dollface.
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How'd you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?
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Are you ready to feel the power of my Big Bang Attack?
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Your name must be 9000, because I'm all over you.
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Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.
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You get more than just my power level rising.
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Did Majin Buu do something to you girl? Because you're as sweet as candy.
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If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.
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Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.
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Hey baby, I'm just the right Kai for you.
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Your name must be Bulma, 'cause I wanna get in your Trunks.
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Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.
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Is your name Vegeta? How about you give me a Final Flash?
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You're so beautiful, you make Namekians green with envy.
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Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.
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Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.
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Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.
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You make my Power Pole extend.
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I'm no Saiyan, but if you pull on my tail, I'll surrender to you.
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Girl, I hope you have a Senzu bean. After we're done tonight, you'll need it.
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Girl, did you just use a Solar Flare? Because you just brightened up my day.
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I'm like a Flying Nimbus...if you're pure of heart, I'll let you ride me up to the heavens.
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I'm not a Saibaman, but I want to wrap myself around you and explode.
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People call me Oolong...the 'T' is silent.
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I may not be Android 19, but there is one way I can drain your energy. -
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I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vageta. -
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Hey cutie, want me to rock YOUR dragon? -
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You're a Saiyan and it's a full moon...I'm gonna make you howl. -
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Hey girl, are you wearing Potara earrings? 'Cause I wanna merge bodies with you. - (I made this one lol)
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Who needs seven balls to summon their dragon when you're around? -
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You and me are like #17 and #18...we were made to be together. -
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Hey. You look like you're interested in me, and Tien is believin'. -
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I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.
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Just post your own
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irl, is your name Chiaotzu? 'Cause you're a dollface.
--
How'd you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?
--
Are you ready to feel the power of my Big Bang Attack?
--
Your name must be 9000, because I'm all over you.
--
Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.
--
You get more than just my power level rising.
--
Did Majin Buu do something to you girl? Because you're as sweet as candy.
--
If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.
--
Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.
--
Hey baby, I'm just the right Kai for you.
--
Your name must be Bulma, 'cause I wanna get in your Trunks.
--
Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.
--
Is your name Vegeta? How about you give me a Final Flash?
--
You're so beautiful, you make Namekians green with envy.
--
Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.
--
Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.
--
Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.
--
You make my Power Pole extend.
--
I'm no Saiyan, but if you pull on my tail, I'll surrender to you.
--
Girl, I hope you have a Senzu bean. After we're done tonight, you'll need it.
--
Girl, did you just use a Solar Flare? Because you just brightened up my day.
--
I'm like a Flying Nimbus...if you're pure of heart, I'll let you ride me up to the heavens.
--
I'm not a Saibaman, but I want to wrap myself around you and explode.
--
People call me Oolong...the 'T' is silent.
--
I may not be Android 19, but there is one way I can drain your energy. -
--
I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vageta. -
--
Hey cutie, want me to rock YOUR dragon? -
--
You're a Saiyan and it's a full moon...I'm gonna make you howl. -
--
Hey girl, are you wearing Potara earrings? 'Cause I wanna merge bodies with you. - (I made this one lol)
--
Who needs seven balls to summon their dragon when you're around? -
--
You and me are like #17 and #18...we were made to be together. -
--
Hey. You look like you're interested in me, and Tien is believin'. -
--
I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.
--
Just post your own
