[21:05] <TDD> /* Begin story */
[21:05] <TDD> The companion cube is a mystical being
[21:05] <TDD> descendant from the shape-gods themselves
[21:05] <TDD> ever since the dawn of time they have been there
[21:05] <TDD> watching
[21:05] <TDD> waiting
[21:05] <TDD> for that moment where human and shape can bond
[21:05] <TDD> in a way thought not possible by all other beings
[21:06] <TDD> in ancient rome
[21:06] <TDD> humans had shown their cruelty towards shapes
[21:06] <TDD> esspecially the sphere-tribe
[21:06] <TDD> where they were cut in half
[21:06] <TDD> and used for what the humans called
[21:06] <TDD> "our shitters"
[21:06] <TDD> mass droppings were tunnelled through the poor bretheran of the cube
[21:07] <TDD> eventually, all the sphere tribe were reduced to slaves of human-kind
[21:07] <TDD> and as time went on
[21:07] <TDD> it only got worse
[21:07] <TDD> every attempt by the shape-gods to bond with humans was thrown right back in their face
[21:07] <TDD> in medieval times
[21:07] <TDD> they used the cone-tribes of africa as weapons
[21:07] <TDD> for killing each other
[21:07] <TDD> as what they called 'lances'
[21:09] <TDD> So as this continued
[21:09] <TDD> the shape-gods grew angry of this constant abuse
[21:09] <TDD> so decided it was time to create a super-shape
[21:09] <TDD> one that the humans could not abuse
[21:09] <TDD> it took many-a-year to perfect
[21:09] <TDD> but as this shape was advancing rapidly
[21:09] <TDD> so to was human technology
[21:09] <TDD> the humans had created 'portal' technology
[21:10] <TDD> which allowed teleportation to anywhere in view
[21:10] <TDD> so they realised it was time to release this new super-shape
[21:10] <TDD> they called it, the companion cube
[21:10] <TDD> it was to be the ultimate in human-shape bonding
[21:10] <TDD> their special technique perfected over these years made it perfect for human interaction
[21:11] <TDD> it took a team of over 15032 shape scientists to perfect the technique
[21:11] <TDD> the technique, of course
[21:11] <TDD> is the pink hearts on the cube
[21:11] <TDD> this seemingly useless shape on the side of the heart
[21:11] <TDD> attacked the human emotion of sympathy
[21:11] <TDD> but he problem was
[21:11] <TDD> it also affected their emotion of love
[21:12] <TDD> and in the case of a few, sanity as well
[21:12] <TDD> as time went on
[21:12] <TDD> and more people bonded with these cubes
[21:12] <TDD> the gods realised the mistake they made
[21:12] <TDD> when they watched in disbelief as approximately 90% of the population were attempting to perform sexual acts with these cubes
[21:13] <TDD> these cubes were being sodomized by the masses
[21:13] <TDD> so the gods thought it only fair to help these cubes overcome this
[21:13] <TDD> they created a shape-being called "GlaDOS"
[21:13] <TDD> it's goal was to help those cubes that have been sexually abused
[21:13] <TDD> by tricking their human companions into throwing their partner-cubes into a pit of fire
[21:14] <TDD> thereby, eradicating the cube and it's sodomized state
[21:14] <TDD> it's secondary goal was to prove to the humans, that the cubes are not there for sexual acts, so by burning the humans at the end with the lure of cake, the idea is that the humans will stop sodomizing the glorious cubes
[21:15] <TDD> the shape-gods also managed to create a safety-mechanizm for the cubes
[21:15] <TDD> when the cubes feel threatened, they have the ability to alter reliaty to stab their partners, to protect their cube-like assholes.
[21:16] <TDD> what will the future hold for these perfect-cubes?
[21:16] <TDD> we do not know
[21:16] <TDD> all we know, is they are glorious
[21:16] <TDD> and you should follow all commands given by your companion cubes
[21:16] <TDD> the end.
[21:05] <TDD> The companion cube is a mystical being
[21:05] <TDD> descendant from the shape-gods themselves
[21:05] <TDD> ever since the dawn of time they have been there
[21:05] <TDD> watching
[21:05] <TDD> waiting
[21:05] <TDD> for that moment where human and shape can bond
[21:05] <TDD> in a way thought not possible by all other beings
[21:06] <TDD> in ancient rome
[21:06] <TDD> humans had shown their cruelty towards shapes
[21:06] <TDD> esspecially the sphere-tribe
[21:06] <TDD> where they were cut in half
[21:06] <TDD> and used for what the humans called
[21:06] <TDD> "our shitters"
[21:06] <TDD> mass droppings were tunnelled through the poor bretheran of the cube
[21:07] <TDD> eventually, all the sphere tribe were reduced to slaves of human-kind
[21:07] <TDD> and as time went on
[21:07] <TDD> it only got worse
[21:07] <TDD> every attempt by the shape-gods to bond with humans was thrown right back in their face
[21:07] <TDD> in medieval times
[21:07] <TDD> they used the cone-tribes of africa as weapons
[21:07] <TDD> for killing each other
[21:07] <TDD> as what they called 'lances'
[21:09] <TDD> So as this continued
[21:09] <TDD> the shape-gods grew angry of this constant abuse
[21:09] <TDD> so decided it was time to create a super-shape
[21:09] <TDD> one that the humans could not abuse
[21:09] <TDD> it took many-a-year to perfect
[21:09] <TDD> but as this shape was advancing rapidly
[21:09] <TDD> so to was human technology
[21:09] <TDD> the humans had created 'portal' technology
[21:10] <TDD> which allowed teleportation to anywhere in view
[21:10] <TDD> so they realised it was time to release this new super-shape
[21:10] <TDD> they called it, the companion cube
[21:10] <TDD> it was to be the ultimate in human-shape bonding
[21:10] <TDD> their special technique perfected over these years made it perfect for human interaction
[21:11] <TDD> it took a team of over 15032 shape scientists to perfect the technique
[21:11] <TDD> the technique, of course
[21:11] <TDD> is the pink hearts on the cube
[21:11] <TDD> this seemingly useless shape on the side of the heart
[21:11] <TDD> attacked the human emotion of sympathy
[21:11] <TDD> but he problem was
[21:11] <TDD> it also affected their emotion of love
[21:12] <TDD> and in the case of a few, sanity as well
[21:12] <TDD> as time went on
[21:12] <TDD> and more people bonded with these cubes
[21:12] <TDD> the gods realised the mistake they made
[21:12] <TDD> when they watched in disbelief as approximately 90% of the population were attempting to perform sexual acts with these cubes
[21:13] <TDD> these cubes were being sodomized by the masses
[21:13] <TDD> so the gods thought it only fair to help these cubes overcome this
[21:13] <TDD> they created a shape-being called "GlaDOS"
[21:13] <TDD> it's goal was to help those cubes that have been sexually abused
[21:13] <TDD> by tricking their human companions into throwing their partner-cubes into a pit of fire
[21:14] <TDD> thereby, eradicating the cube and it's sodomized state
[21:14] <TDD> it's secondary goal was to prove to the humans, that the cubes are not there for sexual acts, so by burning the humans at the end with the lure of cake, the idea is that the humans will stop sodomizing the glorious cubes
[21:15] <TDD> the shape-gods also managed to create a safety-mechanizm for the cubes
[21:15] <TDD> when the cubes feel threatened, they have the ability to alter reliaty to stab their partners, to protect their cube-like assholes.
[21:16] <TDD> what will the future hold for these perfect-cubes?
[21:16] <TDD> we do not know
[21:16] <TDD> all we know, is they are glorious
[21:16] <TDD> and you should follow all commands given by your companion cubes
[21:16] <TDD> the end.
