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Introduction
By Emperor_Nero
Today on SytheMonthly I would like to introduce a brand new competition! With all the heated debate and gender issues here at Sythe we thought the only proper competition would be a drag show, so without further ado here it is where the most handsome women on Sythe show off, facial hair and all.
And so the cycle continues, this being one of the many rebirths of the Sythe monthly. Here we give you a rundown of all of the events that have happened in the past month, interesting interviews, and hopefully a few laughs along the way. So we hope you enjoy the new Sythe Monthly brought to you by The Community Development Team.
The last month has been full of interesting moments, site changes, and big headlines.
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Sythe Headlines
By Superman
Wulfspade2 reporting in for this month's Sythe Headlines, Sir!
Sythe Rule Reform!
Something new, indeed: Sythe himself opened up the gates to the changing of punishments and rules. Ever since his thread in Community General was posted, users have been posting SRR's all over the section. Beneficial changes have been made and new ideas are always welcome through this system of reform!
VB4 Update
After the situation was taken to the community, the update to VB4 was cancelled due to new research on the upgrade. View the poll made by Sythe here.
Massive unbans
It looks like hundreds - if not thousands - of users are going to be unbanned in the upcoming weeks: http://www.sythe.org/community-general/1506124-help-us-out.html. Very exciting to see who'll come back and join us in our community!
Sythe Awards 2012
Our annual awards thread garnered plenty of interest this month, totalling 63 replies! View the results of this prestigious event here!
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Staff Interview:
By SellerMan
Starting with the basics, how did you find Sythe and what were your intentions upon joining?
Google search. I wanted to buy Runescape membership via RSGP, as I was unaware at that time what PayPal was and what were its uses, and that it could be used to purchase Runescape membership.
You've been around for a while now. What has kept you around all these years?
Well for a long time I was just in it for the money. I would flip rares/mint cakes, which lead me into free-trade gold selling/buying. Even while I was making money, I had an interest in helping others get started, which lead to my position as an UE (User Education) member. After PayPal closed me down, I still used Sythe, but I couldn't trade gold anymore, yet was still interested in helping out the community. So I was less active, but more helpful and community orientated, with a decrease in market activity. Another contributing factor was being promoted to Staff and acquiring the OMM rank, which has definitely been a major part of my time on Sythe.org. After I got promoted to staff, I was able to further help people, actively catch ban evaders, handle scam reports and disputes. I really enjoy being a staff member and I like to think that I help make Sythe a safer place.
What did you think when you were first promoted?
I had been wanting to be promoted for a long time, it was a fairly unreal moment when I actually was.
What are your main interests outside of Sythe? What do you enjoy doing?
I actively play poker whenever I have the time. Being a student keeps me busy aswell.
Do you work at the moment or have any sources of income?
No.
Describe yourself in three words?
Mad Ballin Playa.
What was the strangest thing that has happened to you?
Saw a homeless man on the street, wound up buying a copy of Hunger Games on DVD from him.
What are your plans for your future on Sythe?
I had a lot of fun working with the Community Development Team on the scavenger hunt. I'm looking to continue helping out with future events in additional to usual moderating duties.
Alright, I'll wrap it up now. Any last words?
Always ask for a pm when trading.
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Notable User Changes/Accomplishments
By Jack Goff
A new official Middleman!
After completing his third official middleman application TheBlackTux, also known as Diego, was finally promoted. After generating over 1000 vouches and being an active donation handler for a long time, this was well deserved. Congratulations.
A new moderator
Wolfdog was promoted to Runescape moderator. Wolfdog has been a member since May 09 and actively plays Runescape. Congrats man.
A Resignation
In December, Tmoe managed a vanishing act. He is no longer a moderator and Dave has obtained Community Permissions to keep that section under wraps. Best of luck Tmoe in your future endeavors.
Sythe Member Accomplishments
NameGuy - $25 Donor
UniversalHacks - 1000 posts
I Peter I - $300 Donor
Daxel - $25 Donor
ZippyGFX - $50 Donor
Note: This list is not comprehensive. PMing Jack Goff will improve its accuracy.
If you have donated for the first time/or more, reached a posting milestone, or any other accomplishment, please PM Jack Goff to be included in for next months edition! Remember, it had to be in the month I'll be posting in!
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Staff members answer a couple of questions
By Wulfspade1
Question #1: What was the greatest moment so far on Sythe?
Question #2: Link us to the funniest thread on Sythe.
[COLOR=#c3333]RsProd[/COLOR]
1. Becoming OMM. That to me was a reward for a ton of effort I put in, especially after being denied multiple times.
2. http://www.sythe.org/dispute-forum-archive/1499260-high-pardon.html
Superman
1. I don't know if there was ever a greatest moment, but I think a good moment was when Sythe finally banned Finn.
2. Funniest thread... there can't be a single one. Heres one of the funniest, lol http://www.sythe.org/runescape-gold...-gold-0-70-1m-1-1b-stock-fast-delivery-2.html
Wolfdog
1. For me, I've had so many interesting and hilarious moments with members of Sythe that calling a single moment the greatest would be a disservice to the memories that others share with me.
2. N/A.
Frenzy
1. N/A
2. http://www.sythe.org/community-general/1392840-official-sythe-meme-thread.html A lot of the meme's were hilarious to read
sypherz
1. It's terribly difficult to say what the absolute greatest moment was. This will sound cheesy and all but my 'greatest moments' are an assortment of smaller threads within the community and OT forum which just make the site for me.
2. http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1294832-sythe-mineblowing-4d.html
Verts
1. The greatest moment? That's a tough one...
That's too tough to answer!
2.http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/458556-paralympic-fencing.html
-Ryan
1. I can't think of one specific moment, but my most enjoyable time was probably last summer with all the people on IRC.
2. No idea.
[COLOR=#c3333]video[/COLOR]
1. Buying gold off of an actual jagex mod
2. http://www.sythe.org/runescape-gold-sales/1150135-selling-gold-0-70-1m-1-1b-stock-fast-delivery.html
n4n0
1. http://www.sythe.org/11464957-post25.html
would be one of them... LOL
2. http://www.sythe.org/runescape-gold-sales/1150135-selling-gold-0-70-1m-1-1b-stock-fast-delivery.html
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Non-staff Interview
By RwmRs2
Deathsnova
RwmRS2:
Hey Deathsnova, thanks for letting us interview you. We'll start with the standard opening question.
What first brought you to Sythe and what were your intentions upon joining?
Deathsnova:
Okay bitch this is how I'm gonna run the interview.
Sit your ass down and prepare to have your five senses stimulated as I WOW you with my amazing editorials.
My close friend Dalpra, who was in grade seven with me at the time introduced me to Sythe as a "Black market where people sold RuneScape gold and accounts". we had both been playing RuneScape for a few years by this time. He had already made a name for himself on Sythe and therefore had intentions whereas I was only signing up to see what the big fuss was about. At this stage, I was really in to buying gold and runes for my account. I used my mum's credit card to buy gold from websites, it was around 1$/M back then, quite expensive. I never did any trading on Sythe at that stage.
RwmRS2:
You've stuck around quite a while then!
What would you say have been the best and worst moments of your Sythe career?
Deathsnova:
The best moment for me was when I completed 50+ RuneScape questing orders as well as a notable donation from Dalpra, I had enough money to buy a Santa hat. This meant a lot to a RuneScape veteran of eight years, as if I ever needed some money fast, I could sell it for at least 100$.
My worst moment on Sythe has got to be the year 2011. The grand majority of faggots on Sythe joined in that year. It has to be honestly Sythe's worst year for members. There have been 15+ teenagers who have joined that year who have notably impacted Sythe for the worst. I hate them all.
RwmRS2:
It's fair to say you're a Spam Forum veteran, but you have caused some controversy between other users.
What advice would you give to one of these "2011 faggots" thinking of taking part in the Spam Forum for the first time?
Deathsnova:
I would tell them to suck my dick first of all.
And secondly, I would tell them as they gag on my dick: "Create your own identity." We don't need 200 Syed's going around copying each other and jizzing in each other's throats. Please come up with your own funny insults and do not jump on the "hate X" bandwagon.
As they come up for air from the base of my cock, I whisper gently to them "no, no".
Also I advise that they lurk the Spam Forum a bit and have a few months on Sythe before immediately becoming the next sheep-hater or "Sheepee". I have cancelled many a trade with people because they were an ass to me in at least one post in the Spam Forum.
Thanks, next question bitch.
RwmRS2:
Speaking of creating an identity, you were recently voted "Biggest asshole" and "Most annoying member of 2012" in the Sythe Awards.
Was it your intention to come across like this?
Deathsnova:
I honestly didn't create my Sythe account with the intention of trolling everyone on the website or becoming some sort of mystery that everyone hated and new people had to question. I guess if you defend yourself once too often, you're branded as a troll, a bullshitter or a trouble maker.
I've become some sort of hate martyr, absorbing the majority of the shit people spew out on this site. I'm like a sort of batman, the dark knight of Sythe.
RwmRS2:
You spent some time on the staff here at Sythe. Tell us about it.
Deathsnova:
Hahaha, yeah. In 2008 I was officially promoted to Head User Educator. For those new to Sythe, it was basically a free guides section where, instead of ripping people off and forcing people to pay money for something that should be free, we willingly created free picture guides on different aspects of Sythe.
Oldies may remember Dalpra's guide on "How to make a vegemite sandwich" or my guide on "How to get laid, fast!"
My time on staff was both abrupt and interesting. I saw, first hand, how corruption spread and dominated through the people that I thought I could trust. It was interesting, though, to see how the staff lounge works, getting to suggest who I thought should become mod next or searching my enemies' posts for half an hour just to find infraction worthy posts.
I had high hopes of becoming a global moderator and further on- an admin. Heh, its a little known fact I was running this shit before FireZ was even a member of the site.
In three words, my time on staff could be described as:
The time of realisation, recommendation and absolution.
Something at school like an assignment or exams kept me off of Sythe for a bit, that's when I was demoted after a month of inactivity.
My favourites on staff were:
Skele, Pokemoners, OldFinn, Sin666, Dalpra, Josh0is0here, SMR!, Scotty<3, Louis and Clashfan.
RwmRS2:
Do you see a second promotion in the future? And if so, would you like to have the opportunity to be on staff again?
Deathsnova:
People think I'm joking but I have full intentions of becoming a Sythe moderator, although every post I make seems to set me back a notch. Also, a lot have people have said they will take their own lives if "some 17 year old becomes a moderator on a black-market, RuneScape website". I don't know if Govind wants that on his concious. I know how Sythe works inside and out, so I will not stand by and watch 2011, 14 year olds such as x339 or Brendan swallow more cum than me to get mod.
You want some dicks sucked? Line up you sluts I'm about to suck you off.
RwmRS2:
What are your future plans on Sythe?
Deathsnova:
My future plans on Sythe are basically to keep on keeping on; right now I'm running a LoL power-leveling service that I hope can expand and become a bigger, potential market; ultimately, if I could achieve LoL mod from helping in that section and becoming an expert in that field then 100% of my focus would go to doing so. But in reality they'd give it to a dick sucking 2012 member who hasn't touched the game.
My future intentions if another moderator position doesn't fly my way would be to give the Spam Forum one last troll and shut up shop forever on Sythe.org - but that may be a few months away yet.
RwmRS2:
Describe yourself in three words.
Deathsnova:
It would be too hard to describe myself in just three simple words. Instead I shall use a short poem to do so.
(Anything in brackets is is the song in the background as laughing or dissing after a verse).
(Hahahaha, yeah bitch here we go, here we go now)
(Uh yeah we gonna hit dis mo fucker up in dis BITCH?)
(Yeah, this one goes to Grave for letting me do so many AMA's in the EYE ARE OEEEE)
(Hahahahahaa bitch let's go)
Shutup you lil bitch, now suck the D. (Haha)
Oh what you saying? I couldn't hear thee, (bitch)
Thoust were too busy gagging on thine glorious COCK.
So you can suck on the rod of which no one will mock, BITCH.
I see you tantalising, trolling, prizing, be no eyes, trick.
But when you overdose on that vital substance you seem so hooked on,
Don't come crying back to daddy's dick to see what's going on!
You are a BITCH you made your CHOICE... TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT.
Now maybe you and Syed can go back home to masturbate (hahaha!)
BITCH you ain't seen nothing til you've seen the muffin duffin slyyyyy.
YOU ain't been realisin til you seen the cumming one snake EYE (Slut!)
Oh yeah, you wanna talk about that with cum in your EYE?
Well don't forget to strep the one who wanted you to DIE (BITCH!)
And when you're home and lonely wanking and thinking you should CRY.
Just move over, rover, nova's here to cum in your eye.
Uh, uh.
Yeah bitch I'm gonna cum in your eye.
Uh
Yeah just stand there bitch I'm gonna give you some semen eye.
(Cum in da EYESssss)
Uh
Uh
(Cum in those fucking dirty rotten EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
*Building up*
Yeah bitch. I'm gonna CUM
CUM
CUM
CUM IN YOUR EYE!
*Really loud at the end*
FINN!
But really I'd describe myself as "Fit, fun, fantastic!" But the rap was nice too, right?
RwmRS2:
Er.. yeah... so.. anything to add to.. that?
Deathsnova:
I thought I'd mention that effective immediately, with Richard's permission, I will be coming back to staff here at Sythe.org.
I hope I am welcomed and greeted as a friendly member of staff by everyone else as I am ushered back in to a position I was in once before.Yes, Syed, I was mod. Get over it. Cum in your eye. Anyway, I will start as a LoL sectional and then move on to Global Mod in the coming days, following this will be a high pardon for being too sexy and then a complete ban on all the faggots who've wronged me on the site.
RwmRS2:
Well, that's all folks. It was definitely an interesting interview!
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Opinion
By FlyingToast
Want your opinion heard? PM me your response to the question and be featured in the next edition of SytheMonthly!
Do you think the Official Middleman Application on Sythe is rigorous enough?
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Pictures of The Month
By FlyingToast
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Happenings
By Jack Goff
What's been happening this month...
- - -- This month's member of the month went through with the addition of the Artist of the Month rank and the introduction of anonymous voting. You can see the voting thread here http://www.sythe.org/community-gene...member-month-community-development-event.html and the results of the voting here http://www.sythe.org/community-general/1503303-results-october-november-2012s-members-month.html. Congratulations to all the winners.
- The Sythe Pool Tournament was won by Kenpen. With over 50 competitors it was an amazing turn out for an event and was a lot of fun. View the thread here http://www.sythe.org/community-general/1492699-sythe-pool-tournament.html.
- The first Sythe Scavenger Hunt took place, run by RwmRS2 and the rest of the Community Development Team. Featuring a newcomer and a veteran hunt, the event was a huge hit among sythe users! View the thread here http://www.sythe.org/community-gene...er-hunt-community-development-team-event.html and the results thread here http://www.sythe.org/community-gene...er-hunt-community-development-team-event.html.
- A girl on the internet. I can't fathom why this is such big news, but alas it is. You can view her introduction here http://www.sythe.org/introductions-farewells/1508960-my-introduction.html where she has reached over 100 replies! This is the largest introduction thread I have seen in a while although 30 of the 100 are her own posts.
- We didn't die. This is more of world news but if we all died, sythe would be pretty boring. The Mayan's incorrectly prophecised the end of the world. Scientists assured us prior that nothing would happen but that didn't stop several people with questionable intelligence from praying at Mayan temples to try and prevent the disastrous event they thought would occur.
- Sythe Connect 4 Tournament - This will be posted soon for people to register their interest.
- Member of the Month - This month's edition has been cancelled as the Sythe Awards had just occurred. Doing both is kind of pointless.
- Check out the unofficial IRC. Grave has improved it so you can now cam if you want to! http://sythe.us/
- It's the NFL Playoffs! Go Patriots!
Conclusion
So we all survived the Mayan Apocalypse, found out there really are women on the internet, and that Vb4 isn't actually coming. It has been quite a month, with many events and this is just the beginning of a new year.
It was a great read.
