something i saw

Stormstruck · May 9, 2011

you need a reptile license from the govenment for lizzards/turtles (all it takes is a background check) so maybe something like that for a monkey lol?

you thought it could be a 1-3ft RAT? holy sh*t they could take over the world haha.

Aeriaal · May 9, 2011

Yeah, it IS illegal to own a pet monkey or chimpanzee, because as they grow older. (5-10 years of age) they get REALLY strong and aggressive, this is basically why it's now illegal: [YOUTUBE]a3DeJjHAz8I[/YOUTUBE]

(WARNING) It's really graphic..

Scottay · May 10, 2011

fudgemsmaster said:
ive also mistaken a mailbox for a polarbear.

I was beginning to think I was the only one that this has happened to.

kid elvranqe · May 10, 2011

okkk said:
:L

Also, this seems a bit spammy, but I'll go ahead and reply. Yeah, I've looked in the reflection of my turned-off TV, thought I saw a person behind me with a knife, but it was just a Brendon Urie poster with his cane from I Write Sins Not Tragedies :\

lol winning.

Once I mistook a raccoon for our dog on our front porch and I kicked it and it hissed at me and I sharted. Then I kicked it hard as I could and ran inside. Luckily it didn't bite me or I might have turned into a rabid zombie

Swin · May 10, 2011

What the fuck? That's fucked, lol'd.

That's actual gold, nothing like that has happened to me before.

fudgemsmaster · Aug 25, 2011

update* a friend threw his pack at me *its brown* and it hit the floor and it slided a few feet before getting to me, at the corner of my eye i taught it was a dog running up to me to bite me