something i saw

[fudgemsmaster]

it was about 2-3 am and i was walking home from a friends house that lives a block away when i saw something knock down my trash, at first i taught dam dogs! but i walked closer i saw what seemed like a small child or rat with a small sweater standing erect about 1-3 ft tall sorting thrue the trash!

i got so scared alot of things went through my mind like is it some science abomination, or some weird demon, idk i think i was a wee drunk but i was shitting bricks, i paced back and forth deciding do i go confront it or what do i do?

i lean in closer and my mind sees what it wants to see. i saw this grewsome thing till the neighbor got out and she called out "mr. bananas" it was a fcking monkey. still have you seen something that is tottaly not what it is but you see it completly diffrent because thats what you want to see?

ive also mistaken a mailbox for a polarbear.

 

[iT3sti]

A monkey with clothes on?

 

[::JameS::]

is this spam or are you being serious

 

[BEN007]

ive also mistaken a mailbox for a polarbear.

is that even possible!?

 

[fudgemsmaster]

iam not joking this is tottaly serious and the polar bear thing i was driving fast while very sleepy dropping off my gf and for some reason i saw a polarbear instead of a mailbox

 

[Coinshare]

A pet monkey hahaha wow

Do you need any special permission(s) to have another pet besides a dog/cat/fish?

 

[Dj Alabama]

A pet monkey hahaha wow

Do you need any special permission(s) to have another pet besides a dog/cat/fish?

I don't think so, as long as you can take care of it.

 

[Punjabi3]

When I first read the title I thought you were going to say you saw an alien lol

I remember in one of the condominium rooms we own a person on the 3rd floor had a pet tiger :/ in India one of my uncles use to have a pet monkey it would sleep on the tree as soon as he went to work it would hop into the car and follow him around at work when it was time to go home he would hop back in the car and go home.

In Canada its against the law to have most pets in apartments and I think its illegal to have monkey, lions, tigers etc. Imagine when we found out somebody had a tiger in the apartment. The tiger was so friendly though lol. If I find a photo I'll upload it.

 

[wtfomfgbbq101]

I once found a pig running around in apartment building.. Causal sightings I guess

 

[fudgemsmaster]

i live in texas and for the monkey thing idk if their legal i had a friend thats had 2 spider monkeys but i think illegaly tho

 

[sofaking]

Maybe it's time for some corrective lenses? From what I've seen, mail boxes = no where close to polar bears. Even if it was just at a glance.

 

[Tckr]

Monkeys aren't pets. Just get a normal animal for a pet.

 

[Baconater]

raccoon

 

[AGSmeansKO]

is it legal to keep a monkey as a pet?

 

[Migwan]

So you neighboor has a monkey...? hahaha

 

[ikalvin]

mailbox as a polarbear..? okay ..

 

[okkk]

:L


Also, this seems a bit spammy, but I'll go ahead and reply. Yeah, I've looked in the reflection of my turned-off TV, thought I saw a person behind me with a knife, but it was just a Brendon Urie poster with his cane from I Write Sins Not Tragedies :\

 

[bad_moose]

I saw a bin once and momentarily thought it was a gorilla. That's about it though :/

 

[ViTa1z]

Chim-panzee

 

[fudgemsmaster]

I do.use glasses but this happend at glance