Rofl read this crap.

[Doggman]

Had my parents walk in on me before VERY AKWARD!





























of course i finished.

 

[Hair Tangle]

Lmao is this for real?
Compleet bullshit its healty if you ask me lol.

 

[clean trade]

Rofl where'd you get this from?

 

[SystemZ]

ROFL! What the heck. Where did you get this?

 

[IcyDude]

Masturbate, all the cool kids are doing it.

LOLLLLLL


so dude, if i whack off, does it mean i get to hang out with all the jocks and the cool dudes? man im gonna do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[usfinetim]

ROFL where did you find this stuff.

ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR.

Ive had my parents walk in on me once. VERY awkward.

what a pity ! have you got something you desired ? :laugh:

 

[Swan]

Rofl where'd you get this from?

ROFL! What the heck. Where did you get this?

Read the rest of the thread before posting - please.

Edit, well, the first post at least:

This is from a pamphlet my friend josh's mom got at some bible convention from this shit scares me really i think some cult leader wrote this. its called "STOPING YOUR CHILDREN'S EVERY DAY DEMONS" some wack job left wing radical wrote this. it also talks about sex, video games violence etc.

 

[Ss2]

Dumbest thing ive seen all.. day.. no.. week. yeah week. lol.

 

[d 7 x]

I just get a towel and wank it next to my desk. Clean up and say you spilled milk.

 

[~XS]

because milk looks like shampoo

 

[Weezy F. Baby]

That's interesting..rofl..

 

[eias]

Religion stuff again =/

 

[~XS]

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

pwned. It's a parody

 

[bensino]

I masturbate and i dont have acne >.>. This is basically just fanatical Catholics. Another thing they "warn" you about is hair on the palms. Crazy Catholics. (I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish)


Oh btw, yeah it is healthy, it exercises your prostate gland.

 

[dark spaj]

Dude is this shit for real, like cmon..i bet they did it..sheesh..

 

[Palico]

haha, some of that is true actualy

 

[Vlad_92]

(I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish)

enjoy circumsizion

 

[bleed maulz]

Seeing as i dont have a door and i still masterbate 12-15 times a day and blow a big load every single time.. i see taking the door off its hinges as a waste.. if ppl catch me it makes me blow my load early so im fine with that..

and for the television... i just use my computer... i look up "grown men, young dogs" gets me off all the time..

 

[Satans Creed]

oo tbh u should try "scat porn" i find it quite satisfying, i usually cum within 45 seconds as opposed to wen i fuck my dog i cum in about 1 minute then, but when i fuck my stepdad bill i squirt instantly but keep going in order to hurt him, btw my names john petee

 

[bambino_91]

Seeing as i dont have a door and i still masterbate 12-15 times a day and blow a big load every single time.. i see taking the door off its hinges as a waste.. if ppl catch me it makes me blow my load early so im fine with that..

and for the television... i just use my computer... i look up "grown men, young dogs" gets me off all the time..

0.o





i don't think this is true... if it is... it's fuckin stupid...