Hallo there gents! And welcome to my guide on male masturbation!
In this guide I will cover a few areas which should help to better your sessions.
WARNING:MASTURBATING IS VERY ADDICTIVE AND VERY DIFFICULT TO STOP DOING!
Firstly, I will answer the most basic question out there.
What is masturbation?
"Masturbation can be defined as self-stimulation to cause sexual sensations. The use of the word masturbation usually suggests that the person is manipulating his or her genitals to the point of intense pleasure or orgasm(quote from http://www.coolnurse.com)".
Becoming erect
For your penis to become erect, all you need to do is find a picture/video that you like. I.E I become erect when i see lesbian videos, due to myself loving lesbians.I don't understand why, but my friend becomes erect when he sees cream-pies, why? I don't know, but he questions why I love lesbians.See the pattern?
Basic Gripping
The most basic gripping to use for masturbation is the use of the hand you also use to write. I.E I write with my right hand, therefore I'm inclined to use it for masturbation.
Basic masturbation
In masturbation, your goal is to achieve orgasm.There are many ways to achieve this, however I will provide the most basic and well-known way.
1:Allow your penis to become erect
2:Start your masturbation session with slow, up-and-down movements on your penis
3:As you continue doing step two, you will eventually get to the point where your penis starts to "feel" different
4:Nearing orgasm, you will probably leek some semen
5:As you plan to end your session, move your hand up and down very quickly,this will make sure you get the most out of your ejaculation, thus enhancing your overall masturbation session.
6:Have a tissue on hand, nothing is worse then explaining to mum why you left a cum stain on her expensive carpet
7:For computers, delete your history, unless its your own.I've been caught twice by my parents because I foolishly forgot to delete my history.If using magazines or other, put them back where you had them previously.
Advanced gripping
When you become experienced at masturbation, you will seek out new techniques to improve your session.An advanced gripping technique is to use your opposite hand(the one which you don't use for writing).THIS DOESN'T WORK ON EVERYONE! You simply place your penis in your opposite hand and use the technique you have been using in your preferred hand.
Advanced techniques
As you become experienced at masturbating, you will eventually become bored of the basic techniques, and will seek more advanced techniques.
One such technique is:Having someone else to do it for you!
I will explain how this works, in a simple way that nearly all internet users understand.
INTERNET PACKET SENDING!
In order to receive internet, you must be sending and receiving packets.With one removed, the other will not function.This is not the case with masturbation however.
When you have someone else do your masturbating for you,both these factors come into place, for you and the person providing.When the person providing masturbation for you provides, that person is SENDING packets.You are RECEIVING packets from that person.This can end up being better, as you may RECEIVE packets that are better then you expected. It can also be worse, as you may RECEIVE packets that are worse then you expected.The same applies for when you are SENDING etc:
Health benefits/risks
A benefit of masturbation is:Masturbation can help relieve stress.
A risk of masturbation is:You might get sore if you are masturbating a lot.(Un-confirmed)You may also have penis problems if you orgasm 10+ times too closely together.
Is there any way I can improve this guide? Please post all of your feedback for me.
In this guide I will cover a few areas which should help to better your sessions.
WARNING:MASTURBATING IS VERY ADDICTIVE AND VERY DIFFICULT TO STOP DOING!
Firstly, I will answer the most basic question out there.
What is masturbation?
"Masturbation can be defined as self-stimulation to cause sexual sensations. The use of the word masturbation usually suggests that the person is manipulating his or her genitals to the point of intense pleasure or orgasm(quote from http://www.coolnurse.com)".
Becoming erect
For your penis to become erect, all you need to do is find a picture/video that you like. I.E I become erect when i see lesbian videos, due to myself loving lesbians.I don't understand why, but my friend becomes erect when he sees cream-pies, why? I don't know, but he questions why I love lesbians.See the pattern?
Basic Gripping
The most basic gripping to use for masturbation is the use of the hand you also use to write. I.E I write with my right hand, therefore I'm inclined to use it for masturbation.
Basic masturbation
In masturbation, your goal is to achieve orgasm.There are many ways to achieve this, however I will provide the most basic and well-known way.
1:Allow your penis to become erect
2:Start your masturbation session with slow, up-and-down movements on your penis
3:As you continue doing step two, you will eventually get to the point where your penis starts to "feel" different
4:Nearing orgasm, you will probably leek some semen
5:As you plan to end your session, move your hand up and down very quickly,this will make sure you get the most out of your ejaculation, thus enhancing your overall masturbation session.
6:Have a tissue on hand, nothing is worse then explaining to mum why you left a cum stain on her expensive carpet
7:For computers, delete your history, unless its your own.I've been caught twice by my parents because I foolishly forgot to delete my history.If using magazines or other, put them back where you had them previously.
Advanced gripping
When you become experienced at masturbation, you will seek out new techniques to improve your session.An advanced gripping technique is to use your opposite hand(the one which you don't use for writing).THIS DOESN'T WORK ON EVERYONE! You simply place your penis in your opposite hand and use the technique you have been using in your preferred hand.
Advanced techniques
As you become experienced at masturbating, you will eventually become bored of the basic techniques, and will seek more advanced techniques.
One such technique is:Having someone else to do it for you!
I will explain how this works, in a simple way that nearly all internet users understand.
INTERNET PACKET SENDING!
In order to receive internet, you must be sending and receiving packets.With one removed, the other will not function.This is not the case with masturbation however.
When you have someone else do your masturbating for you,both these factors come into place, for you and the person providing.When the person providing masturbation for you provides, that person is SENDING packets.You are RECEIVING packets from that person.This can end up being better, as you may RECEIVE packets that are better then you expected. It can also be worse, as you may RECEIVE packets that are worse then you expected.The same applies for when you are SENDING etc:
Health benefits/risks
A benefit of masturbation is:Masturbation can help relieve stress.
A risk of masturbation is:You might get sore if you are masturbating a lot.(Un-confirmed)You may also have penis problems if you orgasm 10+ times too closely together.
Is there any way I can improve this guide? Please post all of your feedback for me.
