Rofl read this crap.

[Mlg Sniper XO]

wow life without masturbation is a like a life w/o air= ]

 

[Christmas Crackers]

What is "Rock and Roll"?

lol

 

[Swan]

wow life without masturbation is a like a life w/o air= ]

You must be desperate then.

 

[tubba lub]

lmao! Freaking hilarious! Another solution? Cut off their genitals. muahahahaha

 

[AnonDelivers]

Sad, beating it actually makes you happy not depressed rofl.

 

[wtp]

grease from your hair gives acne, so go take a shower -.- and not being on the comp helps idk y

That's inaccurate.

 

[Runescape Blows]

The person who wrote that needs to be shot.

 

[xx mdv xx]

Lol, it's true, I masturbate when I'm depressed because when I'm depressed I'm bored as shit and when I'm bored as shit I masturbate. I have a lot of acne, but that's because I recently started shaving and genes.

 

[Runescape Blows]

The only way you get acme from masturbating is if you get too carried away and start sweating, which in turn, causes acme.

So does that mean when I go out and run, sweat, get acme, I'm a devil worshiper and I masturbate?

I agree with my friend on this one.

Whoever wrote this needs to be castrated, because obviously, they're not using it anyway.

 

[$tom]

thats the single biggest load of shit i have seen in a very long time. lmfao honestly where did u get this crap?

 

[Analog]

Could very well be true, but I could easily see that being written by a religious organization many years ago.

I thought you were banned.

It might be a far left religious statement, but very radical.

I was unbanned because I didn't truly do anything wrong. It was assumed I made another account prior to this, but I didn't. Mainly, I provided a lot of information and assured the staff I only created one account.

 

[dam prayer noobs]

aha thanks, my friends was saying stuff bout how he stoped jerking the meat and his pimples went away, i take showers everyday, and use acne products.

Acne occurs when the pore walls stick together which traps the bacteria that live inside your skin. The amount of acne one gets is mostly genetical. Some people do whatever the fuck they want and have clear faces.

 

[Hentroman]

ROFLCOPTER, LOLGASIM

haha thats pritty funny
funniest thing all day LOL
id be angry if my parents took my door off..so i could'nt Masterbait..

LOL

Btw where did you get thiss?

Laterz!

 

[thanatos920]

HOW TOTALLY STUPID!

Masturbation in females actually decresses both acne and depression! It relieves tension and stress from the body, which lead to aches and pains, and due to the relieved and relaxed state and reduced stress depression is actually decreased severly (my girlfriends shrink WHO IS FEMALE BEFORE YOU GET ANY IDEA (AND MARRIED.) suggested that if she was feeling stressed not to have sex but to masturbate as it will release her without her feeling pressure to keep up with a partner. Also decreasing stress helps get rid of acne (stress is a leading cause of acne and it is scientifically proven NOT citing shit just google it.)

For men, besides relaxing you (And being an excellent way to fall asleep.) it also keeps your prostate healthy and decreases the chances of prostate cancer and or prostate failure later in life USE IT OR LOSE IT!

Stupid retarder religious fanatics, I should beat them with the rod, or a bat, or my katana

 

[trueBEAST]

Wow, lol..

 

[D00M]

ROFL where did you find this stuff.

ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR.

Ive had my parents walk in on me once. VERY awkward.

lol shame to be you aye..

my mate got caught acting asleep by his mum...

the funniest story out i rekn..

is it true it actually causes acne?

 

[TradeLimit1]

rofl this is funny

 

[BFlyBoy]

HAHAHAHA sooo untrue..but funny

 

[Ballin Boi]

This is a very stupid thread. Either way, none of this is true and to anyone who takes it seriously you are quite an odd person.

 

[Gf Jad]

Lmao, I bet the preist wanks