Seriously, some of you guys are so nooby at IRC - With the thing about the IRC servicebots. Resident or any other IRCop can assign a service bot so like say a IRCop can make a service bot with different names. If you guys type
on IRC you will see all the custom bots on SytheIRC that can be used.
Btw. Resident - I'm good at IRC. I have made a couple of full functioning bots on SwiftIRC that can retrive stats etc. I will be able to host a custombot if you wish

I don't know if it can be on 24/7 - But if you could organise to run a mIRC in the background it could be on 24/7