Republicans, liberals, and Democrats.

[Jeebiaja]

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he
decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

^Makes much sense really. I just want to get out to all you democrats, and tell you something you really don't want to know.

AbOrTIoN!

All you liberals who believe that its "okay" to "abort" a human life, I don't know where you get this from. It is a HUMAN life, it does not matter if it "feels" no pain like you say. Its a human life, that COULD change the world any-day. What if Einstein was "aborted". What if Hawkings was aborted?

I know most of you will defend it for the whole, "She got raped thing". But thats just something that HAS to stay. If you can't keep the child, give it to adoption. You cannot just do infanticide.

Capital Punishment!

Because Democrats are genetically compassionate, they are opposed to capital punishment especially if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death as it is self evident that such a person has had a bad childhood, probably having his pacifier forcibly taken before he was nine years old. However, Democrats do make an exception to this opinion, if the victims were actually a close friend or part of the family.

That family includes the family of government employees such as those that were blown up in Oklahoma City. In cases like that, the guy ought to be hung out in the sun by his testicles and left to die a slow death.

Cmon guys. Murderers do not come from "bad childhoods". They help yes, but that does NOT persuade a man to kill another man. Capital Punishment has been used through out human history.

GlobalWARMING!

Lets completely ignore the fact that the earth has gone from these stages its entire life. We have had many ice ages/ heat ages. All Co2 does is speed it up. We are not gonna all die... The pinquins survived the heat ages, why can't we? You all exaggerate way to much, and ho w Gore got he Nobel peace prize is BEYOND me!

War on Terror

This war has been happening ever since Jesus came, and before. They have killed tens of thousands of people alone in the past decade. The world trade center, the pentagon, you think we can let that happen, and just say, "ohh its okay buddy"? They need to be taken care of. Half of you democrats SUPPORTED the war, but now you are all against it? Nice way to jump the boat. If you don't support it, then you support them, for the downfall of American power.

Evolution, Creationism?

Back in the early days, you could only speak Creationism. Now you can only speak Evolution? I want to know why you can get in trouble for speaking of creationism, but its "al' right" to talk about evolution? Evolution... if you believe that... then your saying to your self... being evil is fine. Because if that is true... evolution... then whats the point of being good?

Gay Rights!

Democrats are in full support of sexual activity, especially if it is a little kooky. The concept of the old fashioned "male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.

Why do you support Gay Rights? If you are Gay, then you must be alone, I am sorry, but thats the way it must be. Being Gay is living sin. God made sex for procreation. The pleasure is so that you will do it with a MARRIED couple. Being gay you can't do procreation. That sin is of the same like as Sexual Intercourse with an animal.

GuNs?!

Guns are here to protect us. The old line states, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Guns are used more for self-defense, and hunting then of murder. Take a few incidents put them on news, and now every person thinks that guns are just the most evil thing. Hey I know, lets sit here and argue over it while other countries start making nukes! Sure some bad things happen, but they will still happen if guns are outlawed. If a man rushes into your house with a gun, and precedes to rape/murder your family, are you just gonna say "ahh its alright" or try, and shoot the bastard?

 

[Shredderbeam]

AbOrTIoN!

All you liberals who believe that its "okay" to "abort" a human life, I don't know where you get this from. It is a HUMAN life, it does not matter if it "feels" no pain like you say. Its a human life, that COULD change the world any-day. What if Einstein was "aborted". What if Hawkings was aborted?

I know most of you will defend it for the whole, "She got raped thing". But thats just something that HAS to stay. If you can't keep the child, give it to adoption. You cannot just do infanticide.

Guess what? What rights are not granted to the Federal Government in the United States Constitution are explicitly granted to the states or people. Roe vs. Wade decided that the right of privacy goes to the people.

Capital Punishment!

Because Democrats are genetically compassionate, they are opposed to capital punishment especially if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death as it is self evident that such a person has had a bad childhood, probably having his pacifier forcibly taken before he was nine years old.

What material gain does the death penalty bring?

However, Democrats do make an exception to this opinion, if the victims were actually a close friend or part of the family.

Yes, ALL Democrats do this. Brilliant.

That family includes the family of government employees such as those that were blown up in Oklahoma City. In cases like that, the guy ought to be hung out in the sun by his testicles and left to die a slow death.

Why?

Cmon guys. Murderers do not come from "bad childhoods". They help yes, but that does NOT persuade a man to kill another man. Capital Punishment has been used through out human history.

Same thing with slavery.

Global

WARMING!

Lets completely ignore the fact that the earth has gone from these stages its entire life. We have had many ice ages/ heat ages. All Co2 does is speed it up. We are not gonna all die... The pinquins survived the heat ages, why can't we? You all exaggerate way to much, and ho w Gore got he Nobel peace prize is BEYOND me!

Personally, I don't really care too much about this, but do tell me, why do the vast majority of all scientists who are not paid by the United States government say that it's real, and a serious issue?

War on Terror

This war has been happening ever since Jesus came, and before. They have killed tens of thousands of people alone in the past decade. The world trade center, the pentagon, you think we can let that happen, and just say, "ohh its okay buddy"? They need to be taken care of. Half of you democrats SUPPORTED the war, but now you are all against it? Nice way to jump the boat. If you don't support it, then you support them, for the downfall of American power.

First, you don't fight terrorism with tanks, planes, and shock troops. Therefore, you can't really call it a "war".

Second, 9/11 and Iraq were not related. Learn your facts.

And what, may nobody ever change their mind, especially when new evidence comes to light that the Bush Administration has been lying to us for years?

Evolution, Creationism?

Back in the early days, you could only speak Creationism. Now you can only speak Evolution? I want to know why you can get in trouble for speaking of creationism, but its "al' right" to talk about evolution? Evolution... if you believe that... then your saying to your self... being evil is fine. Because if that is true... evolution... then whats the point of being good?

Er, you cannot get in trouble for speaking of Creationism.

Now, if you mean trying to TEACH it in PUBLIC SCHOOLS, then yes, obviously, teaching myths instead of science is wrong.

And wait, if we believe evolution is true, then we are saying being evil is fine? Justify that.

Gay Rights!

Democrats are in full support of sexual activity, especially if it is a little kooky. The concept of the old fashioned "male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.

Why do you support Gay Rights? If you are Gay, then you must be alone, I am sorry, but thats the way it must be. Being Gay is living sin. God made sex for procreation. The pleasure is so that you will do it with a MARRIED couple. Being gay you can't do procreation. That sin is of the same like as Sexual Intercourse with an animal.

First, people don't care what religious fundamentalists think. They're going to do whatever the hell they want.

Second, there are hundreds of species of ANIMALS that have gay sex! It's hardly unnatural!

GuNs?!

Guns are here to protect us. The old line states, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Guns are used more for self-defense, and hunting then of murder. Take a few incidents put them on news, and now every person thinks that guns are just the most evil thing. Hey I know, lets sit here and argue over it while other countries start making nukes! Sure some bad things happen, but they will still happen if guns are outlawed. If a man rushes into your house with a gun, and precedes to rape/murder your family, are you just gonna say "ahh its alright" or try, and shoot the bastard?

Being a Libertarian, I'll have to agree with you there. I just don't think it's any of the government's business.

By the way, stop using the word "Liberal" as an insult. If you did a bit of research, you would see that it's correct meaning is "one who listens to all sides of an argument before making a decision".

 

[WhereIsTheGod]

Abortion - Where does life begin? If life begins at conception, are we not destroying life by not reproducing at every possible moment?

Capital Punishment -Four components of a punishment include incapacitation, rehabilitation, deterrence, and retribution. Incapacitation can be achieved with life imprisonment, death penalty offers no ability for rehabilitation, and it has not been shown in the United States that death penalty is a deterrent. You win the point of retribution - but that hardly constitutes a punishment at all.

Global Warming - Shredder pretty much covered it. No scientist of reputation has denied global warming. The entire scientific community is aware that the Earth goes through stages. But they are aware of something you are not - human activity affects the changes.

War on Terror - At first I agreed with the war. Then I found out... they had lied. Now I'm kinda... stuck with the war, that is being fought for some reason or other. Not the one they told me though.

Creationism - Along with it having no scientific ground, a creationist textbook would have a page count in single digits. Or, you can take a biology textbook, and insert God all over the place.

Gun Control - You do not need military assault weapons in your garage. If you want to shoot a bastard raping your family, your BFG is probably going to kill the bastard, AND shoot up a good part of your house.
Weapons are used for murder too. Yes - and the capacity of larger arms to kill more people is precisely why they should be banned.

EDIT: Forgot gay rights. Just go to red sauce on pasta, the first post pretty much explains everything.

 

[Muffinator]

AbOrTIoN!

All you liberals who believe that its "okay" to "abort" a human life, I don't know where you get this from. It is a HUMAN life, it does not matter if it "feels" no pain like you say. Its a human life, that COULD change the world any-day. What if Einstein was "aborted". What if Hawkings was aborted?

Just because feti are human life doesn't mean they are human lives. Am I committing suicide every time I clip my nails or trim my hair?

if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death

Emotional argument.

Capital Punishment!

Because Democrats are genetically compassionate, they are opposed to capital punishment especially if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death as it is self evident that such a person has had a bad childhood, probably having his pacifier forcibly taken before he was nine years old. However, Democrats do make an exception to this opinion, if the victims were actually a close friend or part of the family.

You obviously have no idea why capital punishment is opposed.
Try these:

• Pointless revenge
• Broken court system
• Botched executions

Cmon guys. Murderers do not come from "bad childhoods". They help yes, but that does NOT persuade a man to kill another man.

It's not a matter of persuasion. The brain develops most during childhood.

Capital Punishment has been used through out human history.

As has war, slavery, sexism, and more.

War on Terror

There's no such thing. You can have a war on a country; you can have a war on a tribe. You cannot have a war on a tactic. A war on terrorism is like a war on trading, or a war on spies, or a war on war.

This war has been happening ever since Jesus came, and before.

If you agree that it's never been happening, why keep talking about it?

They have killed tens of thousands of people alone in the past decade. The world trade center, the pentagon, you think we can let that happen, and just say, "ohh its okay buddy"?

Emotional argument.

They need to be taken care of. Half of you democrats SUPPORTED the war, but now you are all against it? Nice way to jump the boat. If you don't support it, then you support them, for the downfall of American power.

Whoa! A bit sudden, dont'cha think? In one sentece you're talking about terrorism, and in the next you're talking about Iraq!

Evolution, Creationism?

Back in the early days, you could only speak Creationism.

That's because there was no other hypothesis to talk about.

Now you can only speak Evolution?

No, you can talk about Poofism all you want just as long as you don't teach it. Actually, I think you're allowed to teach it too, just only in a private school.

I'll address the rest of this of paragraph under the assumption that when you say 'speak of' you really mean "teach"...

I want to know why you can get in trouble for speaking of creationism, but its "al' right" to talk about evolution?

Because the former is a hypothesis, but the latter is a fact.

Evolution... if you believe that... then your saying to your self... being evil is fine.

I don't see the connection. Evolution has nothing to do with morality, and morality has nothing to do with evolution.

Because if that is true... evolution... then whats the point of being good?

If evolution is true (which it is), then the point of being good is whatever you make of it, such as being good, making others feel good, or just making end's meat.
But if evolution is not true (which it isn't), then the point of being good is whatever you make of it, such as being good, making others feel good, or just making end's meat.

Gay Rights!

Democrats are in full support of sexual activity, especially if it is a little kooky.

Not especially. It's just that Democrats and liberals tend to coincide.

The concept of the old fashioned "male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.

Says who?

Why do you support Gay Rights?

Because I support Pursuit of Happiness Rights.

If you are Gay, then you must be alone, I am sorry, but thats the way it must be. Being Gay is living sin.

Sin according to who? Yahweh? I wouldn't trust that guy with my... Anything, really.

God made sex for procreation.

No he didn't.

The pleasure is so that you will do it with a MARRIED couple. Being gay you can't do procreation. That sin is of the same like as Sexual Intercourse with an animal.

If the pleasure is for married couples, why does it exist in unmarried singles?
Wait, you're saying that homosexuality is sin because they can't get married. Well, what if they could get married? Who are YOU to decide what is sin?!

GuNs?!

Guns are here to protect us. The old line states, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Guns are used more for self-defense, and hunting then of murder. Take a few incidents put them on news, and now every person thinks that guns are just the most evil thing. Hey I know, lets sit here and argue over it while other countries start making nukes! Sure some bad things happen, but they will still happen if guns are outlawed.

This I can agree with.

If a man rushes into your house with a gun, and precedes to rape/murder your family, are you just gonna say "ahh its alright" or try, and shoot the bastard?

This I can't, because it's an emotional argument.

 

[DropKick Murphys]

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Capital Punishment!

Because Democrats are genetically compassionate, they are opposed to capital punishment especially if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death as it is self evident that such a person has had a bad childhood, probably having his pacifier forcibly taken before he was nine years old. However, Democrats do make an exception to this opinion, if the victims were actually a close friend or part of the family.


Evolution, Creationism?

Back in the early days, you could only speak Creationism. Now you can only speak Evolution? I want to know why you can get in trouble for speaking of creationism, but its "al' right" to talk about evolution? Evolution... if you believe that... then your saying to your self... being evil is fine. Because if that is true... evolution... then whats the point of being good?

Gay Rights!

Democrats are in full support of sexual activity, especially if it is a little kooky. The concept of the old fashioned "male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.

Why do you support Gay Rights? If you are Gay, then you must be alone, I am sorry, but thats the way it must be. Being Gay is living sin. God made sex for procreation. The pleasure is so that you will do it with a MARRIED couple. Being gay you can't do procreation. That sin is of the same like as Sexual Intercourse with an animal.

Capital Punishment is fine at the state level, but the Federal Government should not impose it as a possible penalty. And all Democrats obviously genetically compassionate. (Because that is such an awful thing, right?)

Why does "believing in evolution" make you evil? What is good and what is bad is defined by society, not by some bearded guy in the sky with his holy book.

What you choose to do consensually is no business of the government. From your wording, it looks like you are advocating group sex. God hates all gays obviously, they suck. (no pun intended)

(Regarding Evolution/Creationism)
Actually, I think you're allowed to teach it too, just only in a private school.

I'll address the rest of this of paragraph under the assumption that when you say 'speak of' you really mean "teach"...
Because the former is a hypothesis, but the latter is a fact.

Yup, the theory of evolution is taught at my school.

Evolution isn't a fact, it's just the leading theory.

 

[WhereIsTheGod]

Yup, the theory of evolution is taught at my school.

Evolution isn't a fact, it's just the leading theory.

It's both a fact and a theory. The theory is used to explain the fact that organisms become more complex over time, during certain conditions.

 

[Shredderbeam]

Capital Punishment is fine at the state level, but the Federal Government should not impose it as a possible penalty. And all Democrats obviously genetically compassionate. (Because that is such an awful thing, right?)

What material benefit does capital punishment bring?

Evolution isn't a fact, it's just the leading theory.

When people think of the theory of evolution, they think of the public definition of the word theory, which is little more than a hypothesis. However, the word, used as it is intended, means a well-substantiated body of predictions, facts, and explanations.

 

[Gnomey]

I'm almost speechless. Those who have read my other essays will probably note that this will be relatively short.

I mean, for one your title infers that Democrats are as different from Republicans as Democrats are from Liberals. Please tell me you don't call yourself Republican and are that utterly incompetant. The only thing your message proved is that Global Warming isn't the leading risk for world danger right now; it's the apocalypse. I never thought I'd see the day an economic conservative and socially moderate person like myself would ever agree with Shredder. Personally, I'm heading to a bunker of some sort ASAP. Hopefully the ignorance of another acting as a unifier doesn't count.

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he
decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

^Makes much sense really. I just want to get out to all you democrats, and tell you something you really don't want to know.

AbOrTIoN!

All you liberals who believe that its "okay" to "abort" a human life, I don't know where you get this from. It is a HUMAN life, it does not matter if it "feels" no pain like you say. Its a human life, that COULD change the world any-day. What if Einstein was "aborted". What if Hawkings was aborted?

I know most of you will defend it for the whole, "She got raped thing". But thats just something that HAS to stay. If you can't keep the child, give it to adoption. You cannot just do infanticide.

Capital Punishment!

Because Democrats are genetically compassionate, they are opposed to capital punishment especially if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death as it is self evident that such a person has had a bad childhood, probably having his pacifier forcibly taken before he was nine years old. However, Democrats do make an exception to this opinion, if the victims were actually a close friend or part of the family.

That family includes the family of government employees such as those that were blown up in Oklahoma City. In cases like that, the guy ought to be hung out in the sun by his testicles and left to die a slow death.

Cmon guys. Murderers do not come from "bad childhoods". They help yes, but that does NOT persuade a man to kill another man. Capital Punishment has been used through out human history.

GlobalWARMING!

Lets completely ignore the fact that the earth has gone from these stages its entire life. We have had many ice ages/ heat ages. All Co2 does is speed it up. We are not gonna all die... The pinquins survived the heat ages, why can't we? You all exaggerate way to much, and ho w Gore got he Nobel peace prize is BEYOND me!

War on Terror

This war has been happening ever since Jesus came, and before. They have killed tens of thousands of people alone in the past decade. The world trade center, the pentagon, you think we can let that happen, and just say, "ohh its okay buddy"? They need to be taken care of. Half of you democrats SUPPORTED the war, but now you are all against it? Nice way to jump the boat. If you don't support it, then you support them, for the downfall of American power.

Evolution, Creationism?

Back in the early days, you could only speak Creationism. Now you can only speak Evolution? I want to know why you can get in trouble for speaking of creationism, but its "al' right" to talk about evolution? Evolution... if you believe that... then your saying to your self... being evil is fine. Because if that is true... evolution... then whats the point of being good?

Gay Rights!

Democrats are in full support of sexual activity, especially if it is a little kooky. The concept of the old fashioned "male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.

Why do you support Gay Rights? If you are Gay, then you must be alone, I am sorry, but thats the way it must be. Being Gay is living sin. God made sex for procreation. The pleasure is so that you will do it with a MARRIED couple. Being gay you can't do procreation. That sin is of the same like as Sexual Intercourse with an animal.

GuNs?!

Guns are here to protect us. The old line states, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Guns are used more for self-defense, and hunting then of murder. Take a few incidents put them on news, and now every person thinks that guns are just the most evil thing. Hey I know, lets sit here and argue over it while other countries start making nukes! Sure some bad things happen, but they will still happen if guns are outlawed. If a man rushes into your house with a gun, and precedes to rape/murder your family, are you just gonna say "ahh its alright" or try, and shoot the bastard?

Your joke actually made me shuckle. You were off to a decent start besides your mornic title. But you went downhill from there. Obviously, you are some ignorant little 15 year old brat who thnks he knows exactly how the Government works. Have you ever even SEEN a foster home, let alone the caseload of an adoption worker, the number of children who runa way, are killed, or have problems in their foster home, or even the number of kids who get to the caseworker level? We have a HORRIBLE adoption system. We have way too many kids as is. Forcing a young girl of 15 who in some scenario just lost a Dad to jail because he's a sicko and her future to the baby you're making her carry just to stick it in some ratty building once born? If you're so big on giving kids a chance, then GIVE THEM ONE. Foster homes provide no quality of life, no good basis to start anything, and a nesting ground for crime. By your same logic, what if Hitler had been aborted? What if Osama had been aborted? What if *** [edited so I don't get kicked out for flaming] got aborted? I'd sure be happier. The system already sucks. It's like the morons that want to put all illegal immigrants in jails. They're enough of a mess now without adding in people that can be influenced and add to an overcrowded population. There's a big difference between having an abortion in the first month of your pregnancy than the day before? Are you telling me that all the kids in that masturbation thread who are all gung-ho about it are runing human lives too by killing 50% of a human life? What about women that have miscarriages? Are they killers? I mean honestly, do ONE BIT OF RESEARCH OR SIMPLE THOUGHT BEFORE POSTING YOUR CRAP.

I agree that capital punishment should be made available in all states for the jury of the defendants peers to opt to sentence the defendent to if they find it appropriate. If the person is a danger to themselves and others, theres no reason for me to keep paying for them to live. In terms of the US, I'm sure there's at least 1 case of a prisoner who would have been eligable for the death penatly in another state getting out of the jail in a state where it is illegal and killing again, or even killing within the jail. Cop killers (If they're corrupt, report them. If they're threatening you with deadly force unprovoked, defend yourself. If they're stopping you from getting out of a bank you just robbed, drop your weapon, because if you shoot them, you're done. Period) should not get the same jail time as someone that killed the man responsible for the death of their child. There's a reason that at the end of a US Presidential Inaguration everyone has added on their own "So help me God". There needs to be something beyond what man can control for them to stay humble. If an atheist became King of the world, without the possiblility of being punished later by a power beyond himself, morals would be non existant. Likewise, if a priosoner knows he'll be spending the rest of his life in jail no matter what, he'll have no problem killing, raping, or assaulting another inmate. What more can they do to him? If death comes into the picture, for many I'm sure they'd keep a bit more in line in fear of having the limits be pushed too far. And even with that it has nothing to do with being only Democrats who don't want the death penalty. It's because no politician actually has the balls to challenge our mass movement for acceptance of everyone to stick the concept out there. That and we've already got a war, and I'd rahter take care of that first. From reading your words, education is a close second.

And here you have GOT to be kidding me. I mean REALLY, are you that ignorant? "Half of the Democrats" weren't for the war IN IRAQ. They were on board for operations in Afganistan (Sorry about the spelling!, its late) with the persmission (and aid) of their government. Many Republicans (McCain, Paul, etc) are against it. To top it all off, Bush is the FIRST REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT TO TAKE US INTO WAR WITHIN THE LAST 100 (IF NOT ALL) YEARS. Wanting to go to war has NOTHING to do with Democrats being "cowards" or whatever floats your boat. Just... read... one thing? At all? Anywhere? Even Wikipedia! Just... please.

Evolution and Creationism was taken care of for me by Shredder. Thanks.

Gay Rights - Who CARES if two people of the same sex get married? Honestly, if they make the choice to "sin" then by all means they can choose to do it. Should murders not be able to marry because they violated a commandment? How about me because I've noticed I have a hot new 21 year old neighbor across the street (who happens to be married). I coveted, do I lose my wedding rights? How about if my Dad beats me. Like hell I won't respect him. Can I not get married now? Its their CHOICE what they want to do with their lives. Just let them get married so it stops the movies, the media, the bitching, and the creepy "life partners" phrase from circling around the topic. That, and if marriage doesn't stop strait people from having premarital sex, whats to keep "life partners" from doing the same thing?

There's a difference between no guns and gun control. No guns means exactly what you said, people cannot protect their families because guns aren't allowed. Gun control is saying people don't need an AK-47 for hunting or defending themselves. There's a line that needs to be drawn. Can I strap a nuclear bimb to myself so I can say "If I get shot, and the bulelt goes through me, it'll kill my attacker". Hell no I can't, because its EXCESSIVE. Control = Limits, not removal.

Just because feti are human life doesn't mean they are human lives. Am I committing suicide every time I clip my nails or trim my hair?

Emotional argument.
You obviously have no idea why capital punishment is opposed.
Try these:

• Pointless revenge
• Broken court system
• Botched executions

It's not a matter of persuasion. The brain develops most during childhood.
As has war, slavery, sexism, and more.

There's no such thing. You can have a war on a country; you can have a war on a tribe. You cannot have a war on a tactic. A war on terrorism is like a war on trading, or a war on spies, or a war on war.
If you agree that it's never been happening, why keep talking about it?
Emotional argument.
Whoa! A bit sudden, dont'cha think? In one sentece you're talking about terrorism, and in the next you're talking about Iraq!

That's because there was no other hypothesis to talk about.
No, you can talk about Poofism all you want just as long as you don't teach it. Actually, I think you're allowed to teach it too, just only in a private school.

I'll address the rest of this of paragraph under the assumption that when you say 'speak of' you really mean "teach"...
Because the former is a hypothesis, but the latter is a fact.
I don't see the connection. Evolution has nothing to do with morality, and morality has nothing to do with evolution.
If evolution is true (which it is), then the point of being good is whatever you make of it, such as being good, making others feel good, or just making end's meat.
But if evolution is not true (which it isn't), then the point of being good is whatever you make of it, such as being good, making others feel good, or just making end's meat.

Not especially. It's just that Democrats and liberals tend to coincide.
Says who?
Because I support Pursuit of Happiness Rights.
Sin according to who? Yahweh? I wouldn't trust that guy with my... Anything, really.
No he didn't.
If the pleasure is for married couples, why does it exist in unmarried singles?
Wait, you're saying that homosexuality is sin because they can't get married. Well, what if they could get married? Who are YOU to decide what is sin?!

This I can agree with.
This I can't, because it's an emotional argument.

No you're not killing when you clip your nails because you're taking his idiotic point into an even more idiodic context. You know what he means, we all know he's wrong, but don't make it worse.

No botched executions in the US so far. Thats why we have trial by jury, extremist anti-death penatly lawyers, and more appeals courts than I have bones in my body. So we screw up a few worst comes to worst. How many people die of disease here each day. How many die each day from prison murders by life sentence felons? How many life sentence felons escape and kill again? Its a trade-off.

Learn about the Dark Ages (Medieval History) and the reason for the first crusade (what did the Byzantine Empire need protection from...?). The war between Chistianity and Islam is what he's most likely mixing into all this. Wrong to link these, yes. If there was a realistic connection between them, he'd have a realistic arguement, which should (like many of these) taken into their appropriate thread.

Hopefully that everything. Anyways, OP, as I bold underlined and big fonted above, take the arguements into their appropriaete category. Each of these has at least one (if not multiple) threads on each one.

 

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Lets completely ignore the fact that the earth has gone from these stages its entire life. We have had many ice ages/ heat ages. All Co2 does is speed it up. We are not gonna all die... The pinquins survived the heat ages, why can't we? You all exaggerate way to much, and ho w Gore got he Nobel peace prize is BEYOND me!

Personally, I don't really care too much about this, but do tell me, why do the vast majority of all scientists who are not paid by the United States government say that it's real, and a serious issue?

It's because people are retarded.

See, some people fail to relize that there were no oil refineries or cars back in the stone age.

 

[Shredderbeam]

It's because people are retarded.

See, some people fail to relize that there were no oil refineries or cars back in the stone age.

The general trend and rate of the warming, compared with the history of the last 200-ish years (where our pollution rates exploded) would seem to indicate that we are the cause.

 

[belbn]

Amen, thank you very much. Someone needs to stand up against liberal fools
[sup shredder!]

 

[Gnomey]

Shredder-

This thread offers nothing other active threads in the forum don't talk about solely. This isn't going to move anywhere, it's just a melting pot of ideas, and should be closed to allow serious threads to cover them up. Not trying to back seat mod, just enjoy the activeness of actual DISCUSSION threads.

Oh, and OP, care to offer any more than your opinion to back these posts? This forum is for discussion not opinions.

Sorry if I sound annoying, but threads like these accomplish nothing.

 

[the_wippit]

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he
decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

^Makes much sense really. I just want to get out to all you democrats, and tell you something you really don't want to know.

AbOrTIoN!

All you liberals who believe that its "okay" to "abort" a human life, I don't know where you get this from. It is a HUMAN life, it does not matter if it "feels" no pain like you say. Its a human life, that COULD change the world any-day. What if Einstein was "aborted". What if Hawkings was aborted?

I know most of you will defend it for the whole, "She got raped thing". But thats just something that HAS to stay. If you can't keep the child, give it to adoption. You cannot just do infanticide.

Capital Punishment!

Because Democrats are genetically compassionate, they are opposed to capital punishment especially if it is someone who has tortured and molested 27 women and children to death as it is self evident that such a person has had a bad childhood, probably having his pacifier forcibly taken before he was nine years old. However, Democrats do make an exception to this opinion, if the victims were actually a close friend or part of the family.

That family includes the family of government employees such as those that were blown up in Oklahoma City. In cases like that, the guy ought to be hung out in the sun by his testicles and left to die a slow death.

Cmon guys. Murderers do not come from "bad childhoods". They help yes, but that does NOT persuade a man to kill another man. Capital Punishment has been used through out human history.

GlobalWARMING!

Lets completely ignore the fact that the earth has gone from these stages its entire life. We have had many ice ages/ heat ages. All Co2 does is speed it up. We are not gonna all die... The pinquins survived the heat ages, why can't we? You all exaggerate way to much, and ho w Gore got he Nobel peace prize is BEYOND me!

War on Terror

This war has been happening ever since Jesus came, and before. They have killed tens of thousands of people alone in the past decade. The world trade center, the pentagon, you think we can let that happen, and just say, "ohh its okay buddy"? They need to be taken care of. Half of you democrats SUPPORTED the war, but now you are all against it? Nice way to jump the boat. If you don't support it, then you support them, for the downfall of American power.

Evolution, Creationism?

Back in the early days, you could only speak Creationism. Now you can only speak Evolution? I want to know why you can get in trouble for speaking of creationism, but its "al' right" to talk about evolution? Evolution... if you believe that... then your saying to your self... being evil is fine. Because if that is true... evolution... then whats the point of being good?

Gay Rights!

Democrats are in full support of sexual activity, especially if it is a little kooky. The concept of the old fashioned "male-female" sexual interaction is best left to the lower animals.

Why do you support Gay Rights? If you are Gay, then you must be alone, I am sorry, but thats the way it must be. Being Gay is living sin. God made sex for procreation. The pleasure is so that you will do it with a MARRIED couple. Being gay you can't do procreation. That sin is of the same like as Sexual Intercourse with an animal.

GuNs?!

Guns are here to protect us. The old line states, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Guns are used more for self-defense, and hunting then of murder. Take a few incidents put them on news, and now every person thinks that guns are just the most evil thing. Hey I know, lets sit here and argue over it while other countries start making nukes! Sure some bad things happen, but they will still happen if guns are outlawed. If a man rushes into your house with a gun, and precedes to rape/murder your family, are you just gonna say "ahh its alright" or try, and shoot the bastard?

omg.....dude thats like all of my beleifs as a conservative...if i wasnt against gay rights i would marry but seriously i agree 100000000% on all of those subjects

 

[Shredderbeam]

omg.....dude thats like all of my beleifs as a conservative...if i wasnt against gay rights i would marry but seriously i agree 100000000% on all of those subjects

Check out my post, it's the second one.

Shredder-

This thread offers nothing other active threads in the forum don't talk about solely. This isn't going to move anywhere, it's just a melting pot of ideas, and should be closed to allow serious threads to cover them up. Not trying to back seat mod, just enjoy the activeness of actual DISCUSSION threads.

Oh, and OP, care to offer any more than your opinion to back these posts? This forum is for discussion not opinions.

Sorry if I sound annoying, but threads like these accomplish nothing.

I completely agree with you.