Rap Battles - Official Thread

[dragon_rdc]

It's Been 24 Hours, And Nobody's Spittin,
So Ima Spit It Quick, Kids I Ain't Kiddin,
Yeah, I Said Kids, Cuz Thats What Ya'll Are,
Ya'll Think Yur Hard, Smokin Outta Cigar,
Now Pause For A Second, Hit This Four Footer,
You Smell Like A Dead Fish, Or A Dead Hooker,
Ya'll Feel Mother Earth? Cuz I Jus Shook Her,
Like A Fuckin Ninja, I'm Mobbin Wit Da Quickness,
About To Slash The Neck, On These Fuckin Bitches,
This Shit Is So Twiztid, Your About To Choke Like Bitches,
But I Don't Fuckin Care, Ya'll Are Snitches,
Runnin To Your Parents, Wit Yer Fuckin Problems,
Cryin Like A Baby, "i Got Raped On The Forums",
Then They Be Like, "yo, What The Fuck Is This Shit..."
"...i'm Suin This Nigga", But You Can't Touch This Kid,
I Don't Spit, For The Fame And The Fortune,
I Spit For The Kids, Who Who Ain't Got Something,
No Change In They Pockets, Or Shit Up On They Back,
Yo Take The Mic, But Don't Have A Heart Attack.

Ownt.

RIP in advance nigga


"Say ya mobbin with the quickness better slow ya roll"
Im road runnin on these bitches you couldnt pay a toll
you couldnt pay a hoe,couldnt pay attention
I point out weak ass nigga's like I get paid to mention
I'd put a vet in retirement,then take his pention
and I aint callin u a vet,try not to lose your focus
But against me RDC resistance is hopeless
Im just on another level, and I know its kinda unfair
He spit just like a dragon and he R(eally).D(oesnt).C(are)
This RDC Bitch

 

[Mikencloud]

ITT:
Every white kid has fullfilled their want to be black.

 

[0re0]

RIP in advance nigga


"Say ya mobbin with the quickness better slow ya roll"
Im road runnin on these bitches you couldnt pay a toll
you couldnt pay a hoe,couldnt pay attention
I point out weak ass nigga's like I get paid to mention
I'd put a vet in retirement,then take his pention
and I aint callin u a vet,try not to lose your focus
But against me RDC resistance is hopeless
Im just on another level, and I know its kinda unfair
He spit just like a dragon and he R(eally).D(oesnt).C(are)
This RDC Bitch

your raps from a young blood thats really white
Wanna flame put up the fists nigga we can fight
While i'm at the crib fucking your girl the pussy's very tight
i put in my babies while she takes the pill a routine every night
Clouds of weed higher then a kite
so fucking confused and my head feels very light
you try to fuck a bitch but turn her to a dyke
still thinking you can rap nigga please... take a hike.

 

[thetimthe]

your raps from a young blood thats really white
Wanna flame put up the fists nigga we can fight
While i'm at the crib fucking your girl the pussy's very tight
i put in my babies while she takes the pill a routine every night
Clouds of weed higher then a kite
so fucking confused and my head feels very light
you try to fuck a bitch but turn her to a dyke
still thinking you can rap nigga please... take a hike.

i'll pass on the hike, been runnin shit for hours,
See me grasp the mic, watch these boys shake like cowards,
spit with me irl, your cockiness will be devoured,
keep sayin you fucked his girl, and act like you smoke sour,
but i bet the only you get your dick wet when you take a fucking shower!

 

[Im so ham]

i'll pass on the hike, been runnin shit for hours,
See me grasp the mic, watch these boys shake like cowards,
spit with me irl, your cockiness will be devoured,
keep sayin you fucked his girl, and act like you smoke sour,
but i bet the only you get your dick wet when you take a fucking shower!

Ill pass on the hike? grasp the mike? Man, fuck you your a dyke. Theres no beat playing but ill keep it steady your a little white girl and bitch im freddy are you ready? nah? get off the guys nuts then, and go mess with your muthafuckin boyfriends butt.

 

[dragon_rdc]

your raps from a young blood thats really white
Wanna flame put up the fists nigga we can fight
While i'm at the crib fucking your girl the pussy's very tight
i put in my babies while she takes the pill a routine every night
Clouds of weed higher then a kite
so fucking confused and my head feels very light
you try to fuck a bitch but turn her to a dyke
still thinking you can rap nigga please... take a hike.

Wasnt even gone respond to a hater, but your lines are worthless
tryna stop me is like pushing a H3 up an uneven surface
and to be honest you dont have the four arm strength
I like my girls in two's cuz my shit's like four arms length
You a joke, you a prank ,im the hulk ima tank

atleast on track or some ink
say ima white young blood
but your nails probably pink
I'd turn a dyke straight,like drake nicky
and I dont give um shit but rough sex n a hicky

it aint tricky its simple like one ,two three
You one sad kid and two girls do me
Thats RC or Rx3

 

[JRSmithfan1]

"I like my girls in two's"

Nice Drake steal.

 

[t i wtf i t]

shit so i aint been spittin my lyrics lately,
an forgive me for sayin but you bite lines off drake, that's ashame see
im a better emcee then half of these punk faggots tryin to please
their own ego , im doin this for fun not takin my time-
yet still havin you hung , my words nasty like the smell of dung
my flow potent an i sonned you son
an when you finally breathe in reality, you might loose a lung
i aint even done, but lemme say a few more words b4 u run
rappin is new to you an old news for me,
dragon_rdc your just a wannabe,
thetimethe if you heard me irl you'd wanna be me
now don't you see i see you muthafucka's as pathetic kids attemptin at me.

 

[Robzombie179]

RIP in advance nigga

I lol'd when i read this shit...

"Say ya mobbin with the quickness better slow ya roll"
Im road runnin on these bitches you couldnt pay a toll
you couldnt pay a hoe,couldnt pay attention
I point out weak ass nigga's like I get paid to mention
I'd put a vet in retirement,then take his pention
and I aint callin u a vet,try not to lose your focus
But against me RDC resistance is hopeless
Im just on another level, and I know its kinda unfair
He spit just like a dragon and he R(eally).D(oesnt).C(are)
This RDC Bitch

You may be the one, known as R-D-C,
But it seems to me, you R(ide) D(ick) C(onstantly),
Ain't no stoppin me, when I start to spittin,
You tried stompin me, but kid, you must be kiddin,
Shit backfired, and it hit you like some boulders,
I'm kickin back laughin, brushin dirt up off my shoulders,
Your style is whack like Drake or B.-O.-B.,
My style is fresh, like Mac Dre or Eazy-E,
Now you better think twice, before you step to me,
Or I'll leave you chokin, I mean that, Lyrically.

Word bitch.

 

[The Riddler_]

Hold
The phone, the drones takin' stone-
-ers to another home,
shown, another point of view
changed by the few who knew the right dude whom knows his que
optimizing his time, little window to shine,
finds signs in abstract with his mind
criticized by confused souls who,
adhere to rules to get their bubble butt "boo",
daily cooked stew,
and over simplified average family of 2

 

[case_closed]

I lol'd when i read this shit...



You may be the one, known as R-D-C,
But it seems to me, you R(ide) D(ick) C(onstantly),
Ain't no stoppin me, when I start to spittin,
You tried stompin me, but kid, you must be kiddin,
Shit backfired, and it hit you like some boulders,
I'm kickin back laughin, brushin dirt up off my shoulders,
Your style is whack like Drake or B.-O.-B.,
My style is fresh, like Mac Dre or Eazy-E,
Now you better think twice, before you step to me,
Or I'll leave you chokin, I mean that, Lyrically.

Word bitch.

Eazy was never fresh and your style is just the same.
You ain't off the chain if you spittin' shit lyrics off the brain.
To this thread you came and since then its gone in a nose dive.
It's close to death, will it flatline?
Not if a dope emcee comes to revive.
Here i am! I've arrived just in the nick of time.
With miracle rhymes to keep it alive.
Eazy was gone in ten hopefully you'll be gone in another five.

 

[Epiclygodly]

Im only here cause im bored.
But before i pull the cord
im gonna pierce you with a sword.
And no excalibur will save you.
And not even king arthur was a fool.
He knew better than to challenge my rule.
I reign supreme.
Not even the A-Team could even dream
of even having a gleam of seeing me fall.
Better than Napolean and even Charlemagne
Its a history lesson im giving. Ya feel me mayne?
So kick back homie, relax, pop open some champagne.
Red wine, white wine, its all in the same.
Just like me and you, we're all in it for fame.
But 73 pages of this shit, it gets kinda lame.
You're all under me. Only way you see me,
is if you fly a space shuttle and land on Pluto
and use a telescope to see me, you know.
Im not a foreign invader.
My language must be foreign to you?
Because you're not understanding me fool.
I said im not an alien.
Is your mind failin ya?
Haters chill out im mediocre.
Like a boy scout, im out hunting.
But im looking and searchin for something.
Im out looking for your mind.
Maybe if you helped, i could find.
Or maybe i should just stop, and let you rewind
so you can have more time to find a better verse
in your mind thats better than mine.

Another short verse:

One wasn't enough to settle you.
Im only rappin to sound like im cool.
But im fire, and you're the next jew.
A holocaust is about to go underway.
But my conscience tells me there must be a better way.
OH wait, its come to me.
You see, this can all be avoided, if you just leave and go away.
So do yourself a favor and stop spitting.
Because im sitting here spraying.
Just chill guys, im only just saying...

 

[case_closed]

Im only here cause im bored.
But before i pull the cord
im gonna pierce you with a sword.
And no excalibur will save you.
And not even king arthur was a fool.
He knew better than to challenge my rule.
I reign supreme.
Not even the A-Team could even dream
of even having a gleam of seeing me fall.
Better than Napolean and even Charlemagne
Its a history lesson im giving. Ya feel me mayne?
So kick back homie, relax, pop open some champagne.
Red wine, white wine, its all in the same.
Just like me and you, we're all in it for fame.
But 73 pages of this shit, it gets kinda lame.
You're all under me. Only way you see me,
is if you fly a space shuttle and land on Pluto
and use a telescope to see me, you know.
Im not a foreign invader.
My language must be foreign to you?
Because you're not understanding me fool.
I said im not an alien.
Is your mind failin ya?
Haters chill out im mediocre.
Like a boy scout, im out hunting.
But im looking and searchin for something.
Im out looking for your mind.
Maybe if you helped, i could find.
Or maybe i should just stop, and let you rewind
so you can have more time to find a better verse
in your mind thats better than mine.

Another short verse:

One wasn't enough to settle you.
Im only rappin to sound like im cool.
But im fire, and you're the next jew.
A holocaust is about to go underway.
But my conscience tells me there must be a better way.
OH wait, its come to me.
You see, this can all be avoided, if you just leave and go away.
So do yourself a favor and stop spitting.
Because im sitting here spraying.
Just chill guys, im only just saying...

Both mediocre at best.

 

[JRSmithfan1]

I think it's stupid how these guys wanna go hard
But in real life, they're as flimsy as a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Go and Act yourself/ and you won't look so dumb.
The media kills music that my brain is getting numb.
I fought through loneliness, but its just a life choice.
Because one day everyone on this earth will hear my voice.

 

[raange pur3]

Spurls slaughters tracks
While ya all too busy takin it in between ya legs like a quarter back
You can't afford to rap
Coz my flawless raps rob you of ya poor ego, bet you never thought of that

 

[dragon_rdc]

I lol'd when i read this shit...



You may be the one, known as R-D-C,
But it seems to me, you R(ide) D(ick) C(onstantly),
Ain't no stoppin me, when I start to spittin,
You tried stompin me, but kid, you must be kiddin,
Shit backfired, and it hit you like some boulders,
I'm kickin back laughin, brushin dirt up off my shoulders,
Your style is whack like Drake or B.-O.-B.,
My style is fresh, like Mac Dre or Eazy-E,
Now you better think twice, before you step to me,
Or I'll leave you chokin, I mean that, Lyrically.

Word bitch.

Alright, I said id take the thrown and aint no impeaching me
and when I said Rip I meant indecently
close cases, smoking aces ...Ben afflect
Kill a MC on the mic then you know thats close casket

Leave me chokin? you on the bottom, im like the apex
and RDC ride dick? you be on more dick than Latex
Dont ever step to a beast slippin
your bound to fall,and I'll come down on, all red like Scottie pippin
Clean fade new nike's, red arm band and all
rap battle? this is over yall, I put on and go to work like overalls

 

[case_closed]

Alright, I said id take the thrown and aint no impeaching me
and when I said Rip I meant indecently
close cases, smoking aces ...Ben afflect
Kill a MC on the mic then you know thats close casket

Leave me chokin? you on the bottom, im like the apex
and RDC ride dick? you be on more dick than Latex
Dont ever step to a beast slippin
your bound to fall,and I'll come down on, all red like Scottie pippin
Clean fade new nike's, red arm band and all
rap battle? this is over yall, I put on and go to work like overalls

I close cases on a regular basis against the tasteless.
Congratulations...
You beat a zombie who has wasted space on these pages for ages.
Move stages and engage n' a match with someone who isn't constantly ragin'

 

[dragon_rdc]

I close cases on a regular basis against the tasteless.
Congratulations...
You beat a zombie who has wasted space on these pages for ages.
Move stages and engage n' a match with someone who isn't constantly ragin'

I hear that,but I only "match" up to a pack of "redtops"
Id put the toast in your bread box,its goin down like lead rocks
I mean ima cool guy but my flow nuclear head hot
I goes off on bars, somebody better call bruno mars
or better yet catch a shuttle to saturn,ima ceral killer
you've been fair warned my the mic's lucky charm,
and the green's the pattern, thats as far as this train go
but you can trace hundred dollar bills back to my rainbow

 

[case_closed]

I hear that,but I only "match" up to a pack of "redtops"
Id put the toast in your bread box,its goin down like lead rocks
I mean ima cool guy but my flow nuclear head hot
I goes off on bars, somebody better call bruno mars
or better yet catch a shuttle to saturn,ima ceral killer
you've been fair warned my the mic's lucky charm,
and the green's the pattern, thats as far as this train go
but you can trace hundred dollar bills back to my rainbow

You're a "beast" but don't flip on me or the next men.
You better cease n' desist then
"Pull a Lando Griff-in."
Since you can't win. When your chance is as automatic as stick.
Before you is an MC with a style that's fresher than Airwick.
I come hardcore like a porn flick. With the speed of a Bruce Lee sweep kick.
To make you trip and fall on ya' ass like an oil slick.
So get a grip quick ,lickety split.
Don't shit on this thread the same way Rob Zombie soiled it.

 

[raange pur3]

You're a "beast" but don't flip on me or the next men.
You better cease n' desist then
"Pull a Lando Griff-in."
Since you can't win. When your chance is as automatic as stick.
Before you is an MC with a style that's fresher than Airwick.
I come hardcore like a porn flick. With the speed of a Bruce Lee sweep kick.
To make you trip and fall on ya' ass like an oil slick.
So get a grip quick ,lickety split.
Don't shit on this thread the same way Rob Zombie soiled it.

Yo, you're one of those fake blokes
The one's I erase slow, for the simple fact that, you can't take jokes
But you should take notes, coz ya shook, lame bro
My rhyme book's great though, way dope, it's CASE CLOSED.