Quotes you just love

Either you run the day, or the day runs you
-Jim Rohn

 

"Just last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick." - Muhammad Ali

It may not be deep but he's a born entertainer

 

"Life sucks and then you die."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

 

"No one lives a virgin, life fucks us all."

"Life isn't about the end result, it's about the experiences that get you there."

"The day you win at runescape is the day you quit." (Lol one)

 

"They're eating her......and then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" - Guy tied up from Troll 2 (film)

Tha video

 

one goes to school to get rich, one educates themselves to make a fortune

 

'While one hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.' - Henry C. Link

 

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum"

Duke Nukem

 

Puff puff pass

 

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.
-Mohandas Gandhi

 

Never trust anyone but yourself

 

I'd rather see a smile than a pile of your gold. -Me

 

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
-Vince Lombardi
That one made me laugh for like 20 seconds when I got it.
Another one I liked was:
"Good decisions come from experience, but experience comes from bad decisions."

 

Love the life you live
Live the life you love

 

I don't understand Lombardi's one... I'm not from an English AFL(As first language) country.

 

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." This means that if you don't have any enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. Once you understand it, it's pretty funny.

 

I literally understand it, but I can't understand its meaning...

 

"Another One Of These Threads.."


You feel that huh.

 

"The Circle has healing power. In the Circle, we are all equal. When in the Circle, no one is in front of you. No one is behind you. No one is above you. No one is below you. The Sacred Circle is designed to create unity. The Hoop of Life is also a circle. On this hoop there is a place for every species, every race, every tree and every plant. It is this completeness of Life that must be respected in order to bring about health on this planet."

<3 my culture, native belief

 

- W.C Fields.