Famous Quotes!!

I don't put racist comments, sorry C_in.

 

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

 

Life is like a box of chocolates ;D

Run Forest Run!!

 

Hahahahaha ^^ Nice one!

 

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."

Except, it can have its downfalls.

 

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

 

I got an Ex-Mod to comment here!

 

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Everything will be good in the end, if it's not good, it's not the end.

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We are all beautiful snowflakes who are going to burn in hell.

 

If life hands you lemons, Run! What kind of sick pervert gives kids lemons instead of candy- Chris hannsen

 

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Easy as can be.

 

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

 

Nice so far ^_^

I have one, It's long though >_<


"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

 

Why are most of those quotes about sex?

 

I suppose it's nice for some of the people to talk about something they'll never have. Much like some people talk about nice cars they wish they had, but could never afford it.

 

Hahahahaha Xombi. I've already experienced that though ^_^

 

Haha thank you for putting what I was thinking into words

 

And thus, the lulz motivated me to do it.

 

Lmfao. Niceee >_<

 

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