listen dawg drinkin and partying may look fun and in reality it is; but don't expect that just because you suddenly move to a different place that you're going to get a tidal wave of ass spilling onto you. On top of that, if you want to move somewhere solely for sluts and booze, i'd recommend maturing before going out onto your own, because truth be told you'd be an idiot if you went somewhere just for the aforementioned reasons.
Here's what you should do. Ask your mom and father for $50,000, or if you already have 50 grand, still ask your parents for money. Anyway, buy two plane tickets for you and your best guy friend. The guy you could trust to hold your junk and a sharp knife together in the same hand. Make sure the plane tickets you buy make you arrive at 7:00 pm on a Monday in Vegas, and for you to leave at 8 pm on Sunday. When you get to Vegas, check in at your hotel. Ask where the nicest place to eat in the city is. Go there, run a tab of at least $500 (tip should be AT LEAST $200)--it's a celebration of your arrival. Go to the casinos, gamble hard. I mean put $300 on each hand. Spend only a maxiumum of $10,000 though, you'll need the rest for later. Spend the next four days shopping on the strip, seeing cool shows, doing tourist stuff. Finally, it should be Friday. Wake up, go down to your hotel lobby (there should be a liquor store) buy a bottle of patron. Take a shot with your buddy. Continue drinking casually and eating until 10 pm. Go out for dinner to the same restaurant you were at on Monday, they'll recognize you and the fact you were a big tipper, and treat you like royalty. Go to the casinos, they'll know you like to gamble and spend big money with little regard for the consequences. They'll treat like royalty too, a representative from the casino will ask if you need anything, and he will make it happen. Tell him to lead you to the best clubs, cause you need to find the energy to gamble. Hit up the clubs, do some dancing, have some fun, then ask the bartender there, "How many of these girls sitting around this very bar are prostitutes?" I can guarantee he'll be able to point them out. This is crucial, the bartender sees the same people almost every week, and if a girl is constantly leaving and entering a club every couple hours, you know she's down. So now, pick your top three, buy yourself a whole lot to drink, bring them back to your hotel room, do what you want, leave, go back to the casino. Now start dropping at least $800 on each hand, but make sure you leave at least $5,000 left for tomorrow. Tell your buddy that you're going hard as fuck tonight, and it's 100% his responsibility that he gets you back to the hotel that night, regardless of what happens, ad that tomorrow you'll do the same for him. Proceed to fuck as much shit up as humanly possible. I'm talking about getting almost banned from the casino for celebrating a win of $100 from a blackjack table. Wake up the next morning, feel like shit cause you're hung as fuck, then go out that night and wingman your buddy like your life depends on it. Sunday you should be so worn out that all you can think about is going home, but you don't want to be on the plane hungover. This is why there is a buffer period and your flight doesn't leave till 8 pm. Most dudes fuck up and have their flights leave at 7 in the morning and miss their flights like idiots and then have to buy another ticket, but you're smarter than that. When you finally get home, you should be so worn out from partying that you'll be good for another 3 years.
Goodluck bruh
