Parents Embarrassing You!!

[switch-blade]

I dont know why but my dad attempts to emberass me infront of women, i know its only for the best of me, but keep it a minimum daddy boy

nah my parents are cool as fuck yo

 

[$tom]

my mum embarrses me so much like once my sister was being a bitch and we stopped at the lights and my mum was yelling at her when the window was down and people on the otherside of the road with there windows down could hear my mum yelling at my sister and my brothers and i like hid.

also my dad is the biggest tool when he makes horrible jokes to my friends and laughs at them.. god i will never get over the fact that they are the dorkiest parents in the world.

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

Whenever I'm at a public place with my mom, she always feels the urge to talk to random ass people, and tell them about our personal life. I can understand people saying friendly normal things like 'Oh nice weather were getting", but she just loves to talk about stuff really don't want to her about.

I remember I was at the DMV with her, and I was pretty pissed off at her for some reason(I don't remember what it was). So we sit down next to this old dude, and she just starts talking to this guy "My sons really mad at me right now" blah blah blah. "We just got back from Florida". Just stupid stuff that people don't want to hear. I know shes just being friendly, but its annoying.

Hahah i laughed at that bit when you said "my son's really made at me right now" etc. It was amusing.

I'm trying to think of a time when my parents have embarrassed me..

My parents used to always pick me up early from places which sucked but i never really felt embarrassed, just dissappointed that they came so early.

 

[Alteranz]

just the fact that they go out in public wearing absolutely horendous clothes that they possibly found in a gutter is bad enough... my dad comes to pick me up, he gets out of the car, and my dad has no top on and unfortunately you could say hes not the "fittest" of men... :/

 

[Inventor]

Only thing that really embarrassed me was when my parents read my texts online, and we went and had a sit down with my girlfriends dad and informed him that she gave me a blow job. They weren't being dumb and annoying, but I felt like an ass. It was no big deal for me, but my parents are super goody goods, and the whole situation was awkward.

Lol. Thanks for sharing a legitimately embarrassing story. What was the reaction to that shared bit of info to your gf's dad?

 

[kamakazy_kid]

Got to love it, lol jk

 

[Solidone]

My dad farts everywhere he goes. He doesn't care what people think. Omg

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

My dad farts everywhere he goes. He doesn't care what people think. Omg

LMAO, thats crazy. If my dad did that i'd never ever ever be seen with him.

 

[I_V_Firecape]

I remember back in middle-school when I still played basketball, my dad came to one of my games drunk off his ass and fell down the bleachers. -Sigh- I miss those days, good times

 

[FlubbyWubs]

I remember back in middle-school when I still played basketball, my dad came to one of my games drunk off his ass and fell down the bleachers. -Sigh- I miss those days, good times

Rofl. I lol'ed

 

[Tezlin]

My dad is awesome. He's got a really imposing figure from being in the army, but he's really amazingly funny. All my friends reckon he's hilarious. My mum, on the other hand, finds fit to make me wear a suit to school when everyone else goes in boardies and a singlet for some "special" event. She also enjoys wearing fluorescent clothing that hurts your eyes, and has the craziest curly hair. D:

 

[ieatw00d]

My paretns arnt to bad about it.
Just when they say something story in front of my girlfriend.

 

[RestarNow]

I cant think of any occasion, my parents are pretty cool .

 

[bad_moose]

This isnt so much about my parents but my mates mum.We were at the cinema and then she started being really weird and embarrasing and giving us these little activity packs for lil kids and being all protective.It was so embarrasing and everyone was staring at us and laughing.

 

[tutoneppis]

Where do I begin, My Dad has to be the most embarrasing guy in the world.
A little facts about him-
* He's number plate is "Ktom"(Implying king Tom he also wont stop going on about that infront of my freinds)
* He uses the words "cool","hip", "hey guys" and thinks computers facinate my freinds.
* On holidays he doesnt wear tops..(Dont ask me why..)

The worst ever time he embarrased me was when he bought me a new pair of shoes, I took them to school and at home time I see him wearing identical shoes smiling at me..

 

[Ganzta-Freak]

My dad farts everywhere he goes. He doesn't care what people think. Omg

Hahaha, I lol'd.
Loolol.
"My dad farts everywhere he goes". :laugh:

Also, my parents never emberass me.

 

[kingpin]

My moms a whore, That embarrasses me Jking, My dad is the only one who embarrasses me but i do it right back especially in the mall when he try's to piss me off i will put a bra on and a top hat then walk around.

 

[D00M]

mum walking in on me with a girl... doing stuff.. and saying "you can do better, and shaking her head"

 

[BoxWood]

My mum called me "Jim Jams" in the middle of my school leaving assembly.

 

[j☺ewnn]

The worst ever time he embarrased me was when he bought me a new pair of shoes, I took them to school and at home time I see him wearing identical shoes smiling at me..

His identical shoes smiled at you? That would be embarrassing.