Official Jokes Thread

[magi]

hey that wasnt funny.... Spiders arent bugs...

hahahhaahhaha pwned

 

[Monsieur Noob]

why did brad pitt cross the road?
because he found an actress to cheat on with

 

[d0pe b0i]

WOW THAT IS THE GAYEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN^^^^



shit man that joke made me feel bad for you

 

[Skors Arch]

what did the fish say when he hit the wall
























Dam

 

[X Zero]

Why do giraffes have long necks?

So, they don't have to smell there feet.

LMAO

 

[GP Merchant/staker]

Ok, I was watching the " Yo mamma" show on M.T.V!
This is what I got!

Yo mamma so fat that.....
she's fat! ha! ha! ha! I'm so funny I make Brad pitt's boobs horny!

 

[pha que1]

RACIST JOKE BELOW.



















































































Why do Mexican's always drive lowriders?

To scrape pennies off the ground.
leel.

 

[andres g22]

your mama is so fat...even Naruto don't Believe it... =P naruto fans will understand!

 

[cheatz0r]

your so fat ur dumb

 

[ShameOnYou]

Your moma is Like a pack of donuts, for a $1.99 I cash share her with my whole hockey team.

 

[Xjaa]

why didnt zezima attacked the lvl.1 small spider with all the people watching him? BECAUSE HE MIGHT GET REPORTED FOR BUG ABUSE LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11

lol one eleven @@@@@@@@!@!!@!@!

 

[Ch00b@heart]

Ok, this may seem kinda racist but "I Myself" am not racist so don't freek out.

- What does a Wall of Bricks and a Fat White Chick have in common?



































Answer: They Both Get LAID by Mexicans!

Ha Ha Ha...

 

[jony the ripper]

holy piss

 

[ImAFool]

How do you confuse a blond?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner.

How does a blond confuse you?
She comes back telling you she found one.

 

[Infernal Dave]

Look at my signature for something funny.

 

[ch33z3n00dl3]

yo mama is so fat, he keeps a picture of a cheeseburger in her wallet

 

[D 3 L T A]

Your mama is so fat she thought a bus was a twinkie XD

 

[w000t]

yo moma is so skinny when she swalows a penut she looks 9 months pregnet

yo moma is so stupid she when to a stupid contest and they said sorry no pros.

yo moma is so fat she whent to the beach and people tryed to buy her for shade

yo moma is so fat she was the reason the titantic sank


sorry for any misspeled words my keys are sticking =/

 

[Vlad]

Yo' mommas sooo fat, she wears big clothes!

 

[w000t]

Your moma is Like a pack of donuts, for a $1.99 I cash share her with my whole hockey team.

LMAO funny shame lol