it was about 2-3 am and i was walking home from a friends house that lives a block away when i saw something knock down my trash, at first i taught dam dogs! but i walked closer i saw what seemed like a small child or rat with a small sweater standing erect about 1-3 ft tall sorting thrue the trash!
i got so scared alot of things went through my mind like is it some science abomination, or some weird demon, idk i think i was a wee drunk but i was shitting bricks, i paced back and forth deciding do i go confront it or what do i do?
i lean in closer and my mind sees what it wants to see. i saw this grewsome thing till the neighbor got out and she called out "mr. bananas" it was a fcking monkey. still have you seen something that is tottaly not what it is but you see it completly diffrent because thats what you want to see?
ive also mistaken a mailbox for a polarbear.
