Somebody PLEASE tell me how the current position of Space Shuttle Endeavour, a decommissioned shuttle, affects me in any possible way.
I also like how they add "sunrise Tuesday" in the story, like anybody fucking cares when. What, "this week" wasn't fucking good enough? Apparently Tuesday wasn't either because we needed to know the approximate time the shuttle would be departing.
Perhaps the author would be kind enough to compile a chart showing how much water Kennedy Space Center uses on their lawn for his next story.
