[Contest] Why do you hate me? [RS pins for prize]

although valid, your first entry was 10x better

Oshit, Ill edit OP saying it is closed.

 

I prefer the second tbh. I'm more a non-fiction type of guy, know what I mean?

 

well you might wanna stick with the first one if your a wannawinpins type of guy, know what I mean?

lolamirite

 

I hate you because I can. Also because I'm on my period.

and yes I know it's late but YOU CAN'T STOP A WOMAN ON HER PERIOD

 

Yes Dear...

 

I am adding this to the list even though the entries are closed. Loled hard.

Oh and BTW, Hi I am Nate, and I have heard lots of stories about you : P

 

Dude you only did that cause she has tits, if you want some tits just ask wowmbafuck he prob has bigger any way

 

No I actually did it cause it was funny and pretty clever how she word smithed it. Read it again and see if you pick it up.

 

Lol so serious and defensive.

 

ahh, just admit it. She is a chic. We all are at their mercy.

 

lol def not defensive at that, just clarifying. I grew up with several sisters, so the validity of her post is what made me laugh ; )

Quoted for truth.

 

What kind of stories have you heard about me?

 

Fair enough its kinda funny

 

oh, terrible, truly awful things.

yes it is ; )

 

Oh Verts..... there were HEAPS of rumors spreading round after you left..... a LOT of them.

 

Do elaborate.

 

I heard you had a sex change tbh.

 

Not quite.

 

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^^^^^

 

Please excuse my blatant troll. It is a bit late and I need to go to bed. Cheers.