New line that always works

[Govind]

Ever since this story: http://www.sythe.org/general-off-topic/1610234-biggest-bitch-world-true-story.html

I do this to get people to shut up now:
"Excuse me. Hi, that sign over there says quiet study floor in big block letters. Can you spare me the trouble of calling campus security up here to resolve this, and let me study? Thanks."

Works. Every. Time.

 

op plz l2turnup. ty

 

[Shin]

I'm glad to hear you found a solution Govind.

 

lol what a nerd

 

[Lame]

M8-_-

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

Another subsatisfactory thread by govind, nothing to see here

 

[Schoolboy Q]

I bet you're a fucking loser in school with no friends. if you talk like that to people -.- lol L2socialize

 

[Lame]

Same line you wanted to use in the first play but got shat on instead.

 

[Govind]

I bet you're a fucking loser in school with no friends. if you talk like that to people -.- lol L2socialize

Why the fuck shouldn't I talk to assholes like that? Making noise in a library is like parking in a handicapped spot. In fact, they're lucky that I actually talk to them first instead of just calling security right away.

 

[Govind]

Same line you wanted to use in the first play but got shat on instead.

Nah, that time I tried being nice by not mentioning security or the library staff. Not anymore.

 

[Tom Brady]

why didn't you just kick their ass...?

 

[Austintheman]

I bet you're a fucking loser in school with no friends. if you talk like that to people -.- lol L2socialize

Probably the stupidest shit i've ever read on the internet - he's a loser because he tells people to stfu? If anything you're a little bitch if you let people talk loudly in a library.

I don't know why you even post schoolboy you're a fucking 15 year old paki, everything you post literally makes everyone stupider. pls go

 

[Lame]

everything you post literally makes everyone stupider. pls go

More stupid*



But i guess that makes you right=/

 

More stupid*



But i guess that makes you right=/

your'ur*

 

[Schoolboy Q]

LOL why would anyone need to call security if you're not a pussy go up to the people and tell them to stfu like a man.

 

[kill dank]

I would shoot you with spitballs.

 

LOL why would anyone need to call security if you're not a pussy go up to the people and tell them to stfu like a man.

http://www.sythe.org/general-off-topic/1610234-biggest-bitch-world-true-story.html


I'm afraid he's already tried that

 

[Govind]

You can't hit a woman

 

[candarin]

govend you'd probably beat the shit out of her u have violent tendancies -,-

 

[rspooper]

I would shoot you with spitballs.

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