Repentless
Apprentice
>A WOMAN WAS SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SUPERMARKET WHERE SHE SELECTED:
>
>A HALF GALLON OF 2% MILK,
>
>A CARTON OF EGGS,
>
>A QUART OF ORANGE JUICE,
>
>A HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE,
>
>A 2 LB. CAN OF COFFEE,
>
>AND A 1 LB. PACKAGE OF BACON.
>
>AS SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO CHECK OUT,
>A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT
>OF THE CASHIER.
>
>WHILE THE CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY
>STATED, "YOU MUST BE SINGLE."
>
>THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THIS PROCLAMATION, BUT SHE WAS
>INTRIGUED BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE. SHE
>LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON THE
BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL
>ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER MARITAL STATUS.
>
>CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID "WELL, YOU KNOW
>WHAT, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>
>THE DRUNK REPLIED, "CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY"
Forwarded to me, thought you might find it funny
>
>A HALF GALLON OF 2% MILK,
>
>A CARTON OF EGGS,
>
>A QUART OF ORANGE JUICE,
>
>A HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE,
>
>A 2 LB. CAN OF COFFEE,
>
>AND A 1 LB. PACKAGE OF BACON.
>
>AS SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO CHECK OUT,
>A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT
>OF THE CASHIER.
>
>WHILE THE CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY
>STATED, "YOU MUST BE SINGLE."
>
>THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THIS PROCLAMATION, BUT SHE WAS
>INTRIGUED BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE. SHE
>LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON THE
BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL
>ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER MARITAL STATUS.
>
>CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID "WELL, YOU KNOW
>WHAT, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>
>THE DRUNK REPLIED, "CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY"
Forwarded to me, thought you might find it funny
