I'll be in heaven with my pubes always shaven, and you'll be stuck in this shit hole with Kevin.
Guess how many wives I'll have there? Yeah, that's right, seven.
And all of 'em will be cuter than your ugly earthly sisters.
Now listen up here, mister
You're about as confused as a redneck tryin to marry his sister
Shavin your pubes? You probably just have some fallopian tubes.






















