Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

3 Lines, 3 rhymes. I killed yo daddy like its a street crime

 

You twelve years can suck my dick and sleep now 'cause it's bedtime.
This wartime ain't for you, so go wake up when it's playtime.
If you can't fucking rap, I suggest you don't even fucking try.

 

Calm down Gurt bro, you might make him cry
I can't lie or deny but this dude ain't a guy so tell him bye bye
He can't and won't post on this thread because he'll get shot

 

Were you crying? Because the rest of us were not,
Chill, cause those bad rhymes are all that these guys got,
I fought for 'em, why though?

 

You removed Gee from your sig, bravo
I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be sent to Pluto
And when you get sent, you'll wish you never dumped SNSD.

 

They're still great, I love them, you see,
But I had some GFX work made for me,
Don't worry I still wuv you

 

Your intentions can be easily seen through.
Your love for SNSD is gone - you're a lying Hindu.
Better hide your face, before I come and spread some bloody gore.

 

I'ma scam you for that
No don't take my stuff
I'ma shit in your hat.

 

your breath is kickin, have a tic tac.
once Im done here ima take a nap
Its now 1 in the morning.

 

1 in the morning, I'm standing above Gurtaton watching him sleep, this kid is snoring,
Knife in my hand this is getting boring, slash here slash there, he's screaming, it's pouring,
Sick, twisted the noise in my head is just roaring, off to Hahanerd's house, can you hear me coming? Nawh your snoring*

 

Bitch, I never be sleepin, 'cause I know if I did, my right hand would be killin'.
Oh, the irony, when the murderer be getting murderin', a fountain of red blood be spillin'.
If I really be dead, my uncle Laden would be crying - do you see anyone in tears?

 

Sad attempt at a come back rap, is this sythe rap battle or desperate last chance frontier?
Your a silly little asian man, whos only experience in killin is rushin with dclaws, so dont leer.
Stop tryin to be some hardcore when everyone knows your not, your depressing to listen to

 

Mensch, shut up, you're not the person he's tryin' to sue,
Get out of other people's arguments, or they'll bring them out to you,
Lord knows you couldn't handle such pressure

 

Look at my previous posts, study then and really pay attention lad, seems you need a refresher.
Again and again I keep coming back, each argument is a little win for me, I come out fresher.
You have 143 vouches in your sig, so get out of this rap forum, I sit back chill spark blunt sip aurum*

 

You're a fool for still posting in this forum
Go outside and possibly get laid, ha, ask your mom how she might know cause she adores em
Yeah my big ass balls in her mouth

 

Smelling worse than the shit that your mouth is spewing out
I've come back to re-energize and rejuvenate this forum from its drought
So it's been a while, 'Nerd, how has your fishing business gone along?

 

Haha's been too busy fooling around with his mom's thong,
He was wrong to try to use it when playin' ping pong,
Shucks, it's nice to see you back, are you the next to suck?

 

Gurt's back, you kids will need more than just luck, cause I'm about to raise hell-like havoc.
When the ladies see me, their jaws drop, but when they see you, they go like, "Oh, yuck!"
Skele, gonn' kick you out the doorway, cause this thread is full of swordplay, somethin' you shouldn't be playin' with since it's Friday.

 

It ain't fuckin' Friday, it's fuckin' Monday, and you better pray,
I'm gonna make you pay until your dick runs away and your hair turns into a fray,
While you cry, you'll slowly die, makin' me the filling for a nice pie

 

I'm not a Christian, so you can suck that pie filled with dead houseflies.
I hope you get what I implied, 'cause right now Captain Gurt has got super hawkeyes.
With my unlimited supply of rhymes, I'll blow you back to that dirty city called Shanghai.