My dick is like an airplane,

[Straggler]

It gives girls orgasms.

 

[rs nechryeal]

You're a UE. Everything you say is invalid

 

[jebadiah the wise man]

My love is like lightning...

 

[Straggler]

You're a UE. Everything you say is invalid

I don't have feelings, cuz feelings are gay.
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
Either you have sex with me,
Or you have sex with me.

 

[damn living]

haha the song e=mcvagina lol. Funniest song ever.

 

[I ♥ Runescape]

You're a UE. Everything you say is invalid

ohai,

 

[Straggler]

Lol and there's "I kill people"

If you come at me then I'll suck your nuts
I mean I mean I'll punch your nuts
Cause sucking your nuts would be gay
And I'm totally not gay.
I like the v-a-g-i-n-a

 

[Obby_Maul]

girls are good for 3 things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

 

[HeavenLord]

You're a UE. Everything you say is invalid

why you gotta be like that alec? :c

 

[FreedomFight]

Airplanes are a lot smaller than battle cruisers.

 

[madhacker14]

Baby erections like these don't just grow on trees.

 

[wtp]

Hmm UEs do suck...

 

[Straggler]

Hmm UEs do suck...

how so, sir?

 

[teh 1337 pwner]

8=D
5char

 

[Cool Dog]

Hmm UEs do suck...

Word.