I am the fucking man

[Fracesoaq]

I am better than all of u in every fucking way. I knit better than your God damn grandparents. I lick pussy better than any fucking person on here. I give girls orgasms by just looking at me. Nothing is fucking better than me. Nothing, I can fucking kill a goat with my bare hands. I could fuck all yall mothers by just snapping my fingers in their directions. Bow to me now fuckers

 

[Kezm0n]

Simmer down, boy!

 

[daveed]

I can fucking kill a goat with my bare hands.

It's almost like that George Clooney movie that no one ever watched.

 

[Master]

You can't do anything because you have nothing in your pants

 

[nodnarbusn]

I can fucking kill a goat with my bare hands.

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