My Anus Is Bleeding

florol · Jul 13, 2011

My anus is bleeding please help. My parrot bit my ass and now it's bleeding like crazy. Should I see a doctor. I tried to super glue my anus together but it doesn't work.

Anyone have any ideas?

Josh Fx · Jul 13, 2011

Add in some deep heat

nosanov123 · Jul 13, 2011

Sit down?

And why was your parrot down there?

malakadang · Jul 13, 2011

Shove a dick up it to block the hole, that way the bleeding will stop.

florol · Jul 13, 2011

malakadang said:
Shove a dick up it to block the hole, that way the bleeding will stop.

There is no hole, I don't know where the blood is coming from. I think it's the Zamorakian curse. I've been praying to Saradomin asking him to stop the bleeding and free me from the curse of Zamorak. He hasn't answered my prayers yet.

malakadang · Jul 13, 2011

florol said:
There is no hole, I don't know where the blood is coming from. I think it's the Zamorakian curse. I've been praying to Saradomin asking him to stop the bleeding and free me from the curse of Zamorak. He hasn't answered my prayers yet.

Hmm, then I would suggest you get a chainsaw and amputate your anus. Be sure to wear safety glasses though, safety comes first.

Gurtaton · Jul 13, 2011

malakadang said:
Shove a dick up it to block the hole, that way the bleeding will stop.

You've changed so much, lol.

florol · Jul 13, 2011

malakadang said:
Hmm, then I would suggest you get a chainsaw and amputate your anus. Be sure to wear safety glasses though, safety comes first.

I tried amputating it but the bleeding got worse. It seems that I have cut my whole ass off. What should I do know?

BARDIA SAEEDI · Jul 13, 2011

Once I wiped my ass so much, it bled..
I usually swap underwear with my friends and
I'm a boy and it looked like I had a period..

Bad day..

malakadang · Jul 13, 2011

florol said:
I tried amputating it but the bleeding got worse. It seems that I have cut my whole ass off. What should I do know?

Well your anus isn't bleeding anymore, so your problem has been fixed!

Perhaps the extra bleeding is a side-effect. I'd take some Panadol and harden the fuck up.

Gurtaton said:
You've changed so much, lol.

My personality is diverse xD.

florol · Jul 13, 2011

BARDIA SAEEDI said:
Once I wiped my ass so much, it bled..
I usually swap underwear with my friends and
I'm a boy and it looked like I had a period..

Bad day..

Wait, are boys not supposed to have periods? I might have a problem then...