Now this will not be just any vouch, but a vouch of such quality that it will echo throughout the Sythe community. This echo will sing of the good virtue and trustworthiness of Majoras. Imagine me (eragon42342463), a runescape player of generally a good-natured disposition, a law abiding citizen of the realm of Gielinor wishes her/his/its name was more unique and "cool". So I would ask my friend who is knowledgeable of the Sythe community, where would I purchase a name befitting of my need for social validation on a massive online children's medieval fantasy game from other players? He only had one answer, he spoke of a legendary figure, a great trader of names, a wise sage...his name was Majoras. I contacted this epic figure through the application known as Skype. He was courteous, charming, and if I was gay I would of sucked his dick. Alas, I am not. Anyway he went out of his way to search his extensive and vast array of names to pick name that would choose me and I would choose it, akin to the great wizard Harry Potter buying his first at Ollivander's Wand Shop in Diagon Alley. After settling on a name that tugged at my heartstrings, my arousal was rising. I could see the name and the fear it would strike into the noobs in Lumbridge when they saw my epic name. Alas, I had not climaxed yet...after he told me what a paltry sum I would have to pay for such a glorious name, I climaxed. In the end, it was an enjoyable experience I would repeat over and over again.
TLDR: Sold me a 400m name in which I went first and I enjoyed the experience immensely, great trustworthy merchant.