Las Vegas

#trouble in vegas

 

I saw a video of a big ass zip line that looked fun. Although I HATE heights.

 

the fremont zipline is kinda bunk. I just rode it in december. waited in line for an hour and a half for a 1:30 zip line ride

 

How mooch it iz

 

@jackthehackm8 has a good idea. You'll definitely want to get out on the Strip around 7-8 PM and just walk around. The people in the general area are nuts and put on great sidewalk shows that are just fun to casually browse and laugh at.

Some personal food spots that I'd recommend (not too expensive and taste delicious) - Wazuzu in Encore is amazing and Grand Luxe Cafe is essentially cheesecake factory but tastes better IMO. Both have delicious food.

The Wynn Buffet is AMAAAZZINNGG if you want to stuff your face, a little on the pricy side but well worth it if you're a big eater.

The taco bell cantina and or margharitaville are both cool places to drink and just have a great time in a loud environment.

If I were you I'd look into the shows that Ceasars or anywhere else were hosting while you're in town. Cirque de Solei usually puts on great shows throughout the year, I went to one they did with Chris Angel and it was a really fun experience.

Definitely do get some fun gambling in whether it be penny slots at your own hotel or there's like the shitty casinos around the strip that offer $5 craps tables that are a great time especially with the "free" drinks at the table.

All in all send me a PM if you have questions but Vegas really is a fun time.

I know you said no night clubs, but you MAY want to look into day clubs. They're a fun experience and I'd definitely recommend anyone try it out just once. The pool is like STD infested and everyone's completely wasted, music is loud, people are roudy, it's a great time though.

PM me if you have any follow-ups

 

where can i find sexy girl

 

Thanks a lot! Great info! I'll probably shoot you a PM soon to touch on a few things. Thanks again!

 

kinda expensive too. think maybe $50 per person?

 

also, casino royale has $1 michelob ultras. best deal on beers for the strip.

 

Holy shit is that like every night?

 

You won't find a cheap good hooker in vegas, the girls there that will fuck you for money are all in the high end strip clubs. If you're good looking you could probably get your dick sucked for like $150-$200 under the table payment to the girl or security guard, and to fuck it'd probably be $300-400.

IF you're ugly, double the prices, possible triple if you're beat as fuck.

Yes my friend got head from one of these girls so this is a second hand story passing (he paid $150) - he said his other buddy who was with him for the bachelor party had to pay $300 for the same thing because he was fat and ugly

 

Oh or you can order from the card flickers on the street but I'd imagine the girls are all fucking dirty and grimy

 

i want sexy girl

 

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knows too much about strippers for me to trust

 

Networking and quick learning are a huge component to applying to medical school and becoming a doctor... I gotta know things man :*

 

spoken like someone who learned about vegas from treating 612 people with STDs from vegas

 

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