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Lets all join me in posting random shit kill dank has said, ready go?

Well, I don't know how to answer this..

I have never done anything with another guy.

The other day though, I was naked in my bathroom masturbating in front of the mirror as I often do. When I couldn't get off to the usual thought of women that I know, I started to look at my ass in the mirror and imagined another male fucking it. I came to that thought.

I also made my own dildo's out of toilet paper, electrical tape, and balloons that I use in the shower.. About a month ago though I invested in an actual dildo so I haven't been using my homemade ones that often.

Sometimes I also make thongs out of duct tape and masturbate in them while walking around the house naked.

Some other stuff too.


Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.

Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

Second time I've seen you mention this and I think you have the wrong idea.. I don't stick the entire waterbottle up my ass. Just the mouth of it. It's just like an enema bottle, but cheaper and a bit less comfortable.. no biggie though
love you too. Old enough to not be considered a kid though. And not sick, just honest, open, and experimentational.
EDIT:: oh, and a bit freaky =]

Let's just put our buttholes together and poop into each other's butts. It's like the same poop back and forth forever.

I did sexual things to my sister in my clubhouse when I was like 14. When she snitched I told my parents she must have had a dream. I don't think they believed me but nothing happened.

edit: mods feel free to edit in quotes.
 
The few times I've been in the IRC have always been interesting with kill dank around. I have no quotes, sorry.
 
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This always stuck with me lol

Well, I don't know how to answer this..

I have never done anything with another guy.

The other day though, I was naked in my bathroom masturbating in front of the mirror as I often do. When I couldn't get off to the usual thought of women that I know, I started to look at my ass in the mirror and imagined another male fucking it. I came to that thought.

I also made my own dildo's out of toilet paper, electrical tape, and balloons that I use in the shower.. About a month ago though I invested in an actual dildo so I haven't been using my homemade ones that often.

Sometimes I also make thongs out of duct tape and masturbate in them while walking around the house naked.

Some other stuff too.
 
Some shit he said about sticking waterbottles up his ass and other objects...

This thread will end up scarring people for life...
 
<3&#9787;;10717779 said:
What's wrong with this kid?
Whether trolling or not, he's a sick individual judging from those quote's alone.

I actually respect kill dank haha, just thought that it would be funny to put together a collection of the random shit he says.
 
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Gohan has AIDS
Where are those quotes about his sister?
 
<3&#9787;;10717779 said:
What's wrong with this kid?
Whether trolling or not, he's a sick individual judging from those quote's alone.
idk how that's sick unless you're like a rapist or something
 
St. Patrick's Day 2013
ahh, this thread made me happy. But now I guess I have to expect people to go through all my posts looking for "weird" things..? lol


Some shit he said about sticking waterbottles up his ass and other objects...

This thread will end up scarring people for life...


Second time I've seen you mention this and I think you have the wrong idea.. I don't stick the entire waterbottle up my ass. Just the mouth of it. It's just like an enema bottle, but cheaper and a bit less comfortable.. no biggie though


<3&#9787;;10717779 said:
What's wrong with this kid?
Whether trolling or not, he's a sick individual judging from those quote's alone.

Love you too. Old enough to not be considered a kid though. And not sick, just honest, open, and experimentational.

EDIT:: oh, and a bit freaky =]
 
idk how that's sick unless you're like a rapist or something

ahh, this thread made me happy. But now I guess I have to expect people to go through all my posts looking for "weird" things..? lol





Second time I've seen you mention this and I think you have the wrong idea.. I don't stick the entire waterbottle up my ass. Just the mouth of it. It's just like an enema bottle, but cheaper and a bit less comfortable.. no biggie though




Love you too. Old enough to not be considered a kid though. And not sick, just honest, open, and experimentational.

EDIT:: oh, and a bit freaky =]
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