This cracked me the fuck up!

[Kadaj]

Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.

Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

     

 

[thatguy1234]

only kill dank....the sad part is idk if he's trolling or serious

 

[Silent Fang]

hahaha i was rofl so much my brother asked what i was laughing about then he came over and read it. thats some fucked up shit bro.

 

[FishFishy]

Kill Dank is the man.

 

[Noam]

lololol

 

[Meeder1]

Half of his post are like this. Cant tell if troll or serious, ever.

 

[Snatchmasta]

shitting is serious business

 

[Process x]

I just was in the personal support forum before coming here. (I am always shy to post there but I love looking around).

I saw that post ^_^.

His posts make me laugh so fucking hard.

 

[SmperFidelis]

only kill dank....the sad part is idk if he's trolling or serious

Half of his post are like this. Cant tell if troll or serious, ever.

 

[JohnK]

kill dank for creeper of the year 2012

 

[Jeff]

 

[Pleasure]

Hilarious.

 

[Zerkeronrs7]

Hilarious.

yea so hilarious hey? you fuckhead..

 

[Jei jei KK]

please do not shit on the shower floor, your mother will be disappointed

 

[Karl]

Kill Dank is serious