Just got back into my apartment

> turn on computer
> remove all clothes
> eat whatever piece of food is closest to me, regardless of when I left it there


spring break lasts ENTIRELY too long.

 

>turn on computer
>remove all clothes
>masturbate to midget porn
>insert carrot into ass
>typical day for moh

 

And then darkest dream's wettest dreams end and he wakes up in his low income home, on his threadbare sheets, covering his rusted and stained spring mattress, removes his clothing and masturbates to the idea of another man sodomizing himself with a vegetable.

 

That awkward moment when I've never had a wet dream (masturbated too early for that) as well as have an affluent family.

I do get off hard to that however. You've found my hidden fetish.

 

LOL IM RICH LOL LOOK HERES MY [DAD'S] CAR AND MY [MOTHER'S] BANK STATEMENT


Go home, you sappy and insignificant adolescent

 

>Has awesome springbreak
>Much Sleep In Such wow
>Oh fuck its the last weekend before school starts
>fuck 24 hours till im at school
>????
>kill myself

 

> Went to sleep
> Woke up and ate my Apple Jacks Cereal
> Played Xbox
> Went back to sleep

 

> Sits down at computer
> Takes off clothes
> Moh eh a cool guy
> Eh gives no fucks
> and doesn't afraid of anything
> Memeception
> Listception

 

Hi moh

How are you moh

My UI got denied :c
Was awhile ago but yeah
"Too hard to read"

 

Every night I pray to god that you never reproduce. The last thing that we need on this earth is another americunt like you.

 

:c how rude of them

 

fucking pleb apartment renting lol

 

I'll have you know you fucking little bitch that I'm renting the apartment the president uses whenever he's down here in Ellensburg. You'd better watch your mouth

 

Way to flip flop around you stupid fuck.

Make up your damn mind.

 

lolwat? Get out of the spam forum, you can't even flame in a coherent manner, you're a failure and a simpering stain on civilization

 

That wasn't coherent to you? Obviously you're fucking retarded. I'm sure everyone else here is capable of comprehending the English language.

 

> called you poor
> said you're rich
> called you out on pretending to be rich
> "make up your mind"


Go home, wettest dream, you're autism

 

You said I was in a low income home, sleeping on a rusted and stained spring mattress. I said that my family was affluent, and then you said 'lolwat' and that I wasn't making coherent sense. Obviously you're the fucking one with autism here. Everyone else was able to follow.

 

First and third lines are literally synonymous

Go home wettest dream, you're autism

 

I'd continue but it seems you have nothing more to say.

"you're autism" "huehue you're poor!" "huehue you use your moms cc!"

Dude you're fucking hilarious, how long does it take to come up with this stuff?