Jerry Springer, Maury...?

[Cruel__Machine]

I see we have non-believers!
Watch these demonstrations and repent, sinners!

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You have to watch the second video at least! The cotton man!!!
Ahh... <3 Maury

 

[jebckr]

They are staged and still stupid.

 

[Spereff]

LMAO. Gotta love Maury.

Wow, the most POINTLESS answer to the poll has the most votes.

 

[Cruel__Machine]

Well... anyone who voted "I'm hungry" has an awful sense of humor. NEWS FLASH - It's not funny to vote for the irrelevant answer.
So it's no wonder they don't enjoy Maury, they don't understand the implicitly expressed underlying parodies on life itself that Maury offers.

 

[
Colby
]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Seems like we got a fight going between Spereff and Cruel__Machine.

 

[Spereff]

Well... anyone who voted "I'm hungry" has an awful sense of humor. NEWS FLASH - It's not funny to vote for the irrelevant answer.
So it's no wonder they don't enjoy Maury, they don't understand the implicitly expressed underlying parodies on life itself that Maury offers.

Yeah, exactly. I just put there for fun, to see who would actually vote for that answer.

And Colby, I don't think we're arguing for anything...

 

[Cruel__Machine]

Sweet!
I'm definitely gonna be the cotton man this Halloween!

EDIT: you guys see those Maury episodes where women go to foreign countries for discount plastic surgery and they end up with massacred operations! ROFL!
I remember this one lady went to Mexico or something and she awoke on the operating table with her eyes sewn shut... hahaah, crazy stuff.

 

[Havoc Network]

Watching it makes me feel good about myself.
And I love the stereotypical black guys that go on Maury having like 6 women accusing him of being their baby's father. And they always say "Nah, Dem bitches be just some hoes, Maury!" then all the girls go "Awww NO YOU Didn't just DISrespect ME! Look at the baby's eyes, they looks the same as yous is!"
then they find out he isn't the father and they run off-stage crying...
Then they reappear on the show 3 more times testing different men...
I could go on all day. It's fabulous to see how screwed up people are.
Jerry Springer is funny, but far too fake. At least when Maury has fake people, it looks believable.

^^ Basically what I was gonna write.
"The Results are IN!"

 

[paladen]

Jerry's show = boobs.
Maury's show = fat chicks, no boobs.

Does it make it clear enough which one is better?

I am hungry now.

 

[Spereff]

Sweet!
I'm definitely gonna be the cotton man this Halloween!

EDIT: you guys see those Maury episodes where women go to foreign countries for discount plastic surgery and they end up with massacred operations! ROFL!
I remember this one lady went to Mexico or something and she awoke on the operating table with her eyes sewn shut... hahaah, crazy stuff.

There's an episode like that? I haven't heard of it, I only know the fucked up Paternity test episode, the out-of-control teens, and the outrageous footage and talent show. But wow, that seems gross.

 

[jaamal]

Watching it makes me feel good about myself.
And I love the stereotypical black guys that go on Maury having like 6 women accusing him of being their baby's father. And they always say "Nah, Dem bitches be just some hoes, Maury!" then all the girls go "Awww NO YOU Didn't just DISrespect ME! Look at the baby's eyes, they looks the same as yous is!"
then they find out he isn't the father and they run off-stage crying...
Then they reappear on the show 3 more times testing different men...
I could go on all day. It's fabulous to see how screwed up people are.
Jerry Springer is funny, but far too fake. At least when Maury has fake people, it looks believable.

OMG, I love Maury it is close to the only show I watch... Do you every watch the ones when you have to guess which ones are guys. LOL, That is hilarious and it does make you feel better about yourself. And Jerry Springs suck as well. It is over the top...

 

[Spereff]

Oh yeah. Where the guys get the gender change, and then they're like...IS IT A MAN, OR A WOMAN? And then they present something to show that they are either a man or woman. I saw them before, but not anymore.

 

[Dasshoku]

I like them, they're ok to watch once in a while but they can get out of hand most of the time, so they got some security men in most of these shows. It's always pretty funny watching how stupid some of the people are and the dilemmas that they are in.

 

[jaamal]

Oh yeah. Where the guys get the gender change, and then they're like...IS IT A MAN, OR A WOMAN? And then they present something to show that they are either a man or woman. I saw them before, but not anymore.

They had cancelled that part of the show for a while, but they brought it back.

 

[Cruel__Machine]

ROFL, I love it when they say "THAT'S DEFINITELY A MAN!" and it ends up being a woman. Haha, they must want to kill themselves after that.

 

[Spereff]

ROFL, I love it when they say "THAT'S DEFINITELY A MAN!" and it ends up being a woman. Haha, they must want to kill themselves after that.

LMFAO! Yeah I know, that has to suck...they probably feel like shit. It's surprising...because some of the trannies are actually aint bad looking.
Today's episode that I saw, was okay. I only saw the beginning, where they tested the SEVENTH man for the 3 children of that woman.